Tag: humour

Old Dog Thought- Morrison abandons plain speaking to confuse and seem to be doing something when he’s not doing anything. “Yes we can see you and that’s not a hose your holding”

Fighting Fake News with REAL 3/7/21; Humour, Academic Freedom, Insider Trading;

A Guide To Covid Vaccinations OR Naked Men Startle Deer… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

The stroll-out by Hunt and Morrison

Like the vaccine rollout, someone else will need to take over if it’s going to be finished any time in the near future.

Source: A Guide To Covid Vaccinations OR Naked Men Startle Deer… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Old Dog Thoughts- What does Morrison have to offer the G7 in the way action and not just promises and a photoshoot?

Illustration: Reg Lynch

Fighting Fake News with REAL 13/6/21; Humour, Erasing Information off your Iphone; Mining and the pay to say Industry; Bruce Pascoe and the real debate; Scientology was never a church it was a donor; Male replacement is no theory;

Old Dog Thought- Morrison says he governs by discouragement of JobSeeker, JobKeeper, JobBenefits the ordinary rip off and encouragement of the exceptional

Fighting Fake News with REAL 4/6/21 9 Graphs; Gov & Casual Workers; PM discouraging Lock Downs; UK and Corman against Morrison’s climate action;

Why The Media Is So Unfair On Scott Morrison… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Spokesman: War with China is practically inevitable. I mean, just look at all the people saying it. If we don’t declare war on them soon, they’ll think we all talk and no action and refuse to take us seriously. Rossleigh: Well, if we’re going to war with them, why are we still selling them iron ore? Spokesman: I’m sorry, but I must take this phone call.

Source: Why The Media Is So Unfair On Scott Morrison… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

The dear leader: FauxMo’s cult of personalities – » The Australian Independent Media Network

FauxMo quotes “We believe in the everlasting punishment of the wicked (in the sense of eternal torment) who wilfully reject and despise the love of God“ “Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.” “Freedom has never worked without deeply ingrained moral beliefs.” * * * * * “When the government puts its imprimatur on a particular religion, it conveys a message of exclusion to all those who do not adhere to the favored beliefs. A government cannot be premised on the belief that all persons are created equal when it asserts that God prefers some.” (Harry Blackmun, Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States 1970 -1994). This article was originally published on Grumpy Geezer.

Source: The dear leader: FauxMo’s cult of personalities – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Old Dog Thought- It’s about time we stopped recording the theft a mars bar as a crime and recorded wage theft, tax evasion, and pork barrelling as crime.

Fighting Fake News with REAL 4/2/21; Games Stop No Way; The Fake Crime Decline; It’s White Supremacy that distiguishes Racism; Jeff Bezos

We can’t exorcise RWFWery (part 1) – » The Australian Independent Media Network

The Bleach Boy’s douche coup has failed – it was a close call but the stale waft of fried chicken grease has now been steam cleaned from the Oval Office curtains, Junior’s crack spoons and coke stash have been crated off to Berghof Sur-la-Mer while Eric was last seen trying to negotiate a revolving door at the Tijuana franchise of the El Chapo Cosmetic Surgery chain. Frigid Bardot is scrutinising the LinkedIn profiles of Miami divorce lawyers and Ivanka has a wax job as an update to her CV in anticipation of an out-on-bail tilt at the 2024 Republican presidential nomination.

We can’t exorcise RWFWery (part 1) – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Gaetz And Hannity Urge Trump To Admit He And His Family Are Guilty Of Committing Federal Crimes | Crooks and Liars

Someone needs to remind Trump lickspittles Matt Gaetz and Sean Hannity that accepting pardons also means an admission of guilt.

Gaetz And Hannity Urge Trump To Admit He And His Family Are Guilty Of Committing Federal Crimes | Crooks and Liars

‘I…I Am The Mainstream Media,’ Realizes Horrified Tucker Carlson Spiraling Live On Air

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WASHINGTON—Coming to the realization in front of millions of viewers during the broadcast of his show, a horrified Tucker Carlson stated, ‘I…I am the mainstream media’ Wednesday as he began spiraling live on air. “We’ve discovered evidence of rampant voter fraud, and the president has every right to call for an investigation even if the mainstream media thinks…” said Carlson, who trailed off, stared down at his shaking hands, and felt a sudden ringing in his ears as he looked back up and zeroed in on the production crew surrounding him. “The media says…wait. Those liars on TV will try to tell you…oh God. We’re the number-one program on cable news, aren’t we? Fox News…Fox ‘News.’ It’s the media. It’s me. This can’t be. No, no, no, no. Jesus Christ, I make $6 million a year. Get that camera off me!” At press time, Carlson had torn the microphone from his lapel and fled the set in panic.

‘I…I Am The Mainstream Media,’ Realizes Horrified Tucker Carlson Spiraling Live On Air

Pauline Hanson Demands Borders Reopen So She Can Start Shitting On Immigrants Again | The Shovel

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Scott Morrison to reopen Australia’s borders immediately, saying her political movement could be devastated without a steady flow of immigrants to victimise. “A lot of people have lost their jobs or their businesses during COVID-19. But I’ve lost my entire reason for existence. It’s devastating,” an emotional Hanson told Channel 7’s sunrise.

Pauline Hanson Demands Borders Reopen So She Can Start Shitting On Immigrants Again | The Shovel

Old Dog Thoughts- The LNP aren’t problem solvers. The ALP have forgotten just how quickly Whitlam changed things. He didn’t just tidy up.

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Fighting Fake News with REAL,13/10/20; Humour and Fake News; How some people in the media are just a waste of unproductive money.

Frydenberg Starts Budget Speech With Reminder That All Figures Are Correct To Closest $60 Billion | The Shovel

Treasurer Josh Frydenberg last night delivered his second budget as Treasurer, beginning his speech by noting that the figures had been checked and were correct, give or take $60 billion.

Frydenberg Starts Budget Speech With Reminder That All Figures Are Correct To Closest $60 Billion | The Shovel

Old Dog Thoughts- Abbott wants back,Frydenberg’s scapegoating & Morrison’s just a shadow of himself

Open Up Dan Andrews
The Morrison government is actively considering pulling forward $158 billion worth of personal income tax cuts.
Look what you’ve done

Fighting Fake News with REAL,3/9/20; Tony loudmouth Abbott coming back in London; Humour; The Age and Fake News to sell Facebook;