Tag: Abbott

This self-serving bunch of boondogglers will be the death of us – literally – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Even before they could possibly have read Chief Scientist Alan Finkel’s energy report, the coal cheerleaders from the backbench of the Coalition have come out swinging. Tony Abbott jumped the gun, saying two days before the report was even released that “Anything that makes it impossible for us to bank new, efficient coal-fired power stations…

Source: This self-serving bunch of boondogglers will be the death of us – literally – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Public opinion is shifting the ground under Trump, Abbott and the coal club | Peter Lewis | Opinion | The Guardian

Trump’s rebuff of global climate action is right out of the coal club’s playbook – dismiss the science, complain that other countries will get a better deal, build fear around jobs, prices and industry to resist change.

Source: Public opinion is shifting the ground under Trump, Abbott and the coal club | Peter Lewis | Opinion | The Guardian

The budget is the government’s Plan B, but what’s Plan C if polls stay bad? Tony Abbott is watching his words in case the bad polls are blamed on him

Some predict Turnbull’s leadership will be in the frame unless the numbers improve; on the other hand, another change would be extremely hard.

Source: The budget is the government’s Plan B, but what’s Plan C if polls stay bad?

On Fox, Trump Threatens To End Daily Press Briefings Because The Press Has “A Level Of Hostility That’s Incredible”| Following in the footsteps of Abbott and the ABC

From the May 13 edition of Fox News’ Justice with Judge Jeanine​:

Source: On Fox, Trump Threatens To End Daily Press Briefings Because The Press Has “A Level Of Hostility That’s Incredible”

In One Day, 17 Signs Of How Bad Press Treatment Will Be Under Trump

Yesterday’s press conference laid bare President-elect Donald Trump’s strategy for dealing with the press as president: He will seek to delegitimize news outlets that provide critical coverage, try to turn them against one another, reward sycophantic coverage from openly pro-Trump sources, and encourage others to follow in their lead. The c

Source: In One Day, 17 Signs Of How Bad Press Treatment Will Be Under Trump

Xenophon shoots down Abbott’s proposal on 18C with ‘no, no and no’ – as it happened | Australia news | The Guardian

The Coalition prepares to bring registered organisations bill to crack down on unions while the windfarm commissioner will appear before Senate estimates. As it happened

Source: Xenophon shoots down Abbott’s proposal on 18C with ‘no, no and no’ – as it happened | Australia news | The Guardian

Idiocracy now: Donald Trump and the Dunning-Kruger effect — when stupid people don’t know they are stupid – Salon.com

Trump is not merely ignorant. He is also supremely confident and feels superior — the most dangerous kind of idiot

Source: Idiocracy now: Donald Trump and the Dunning-Kruger effect — when stupid people don’t know they are stupid – Salon.com

Abbott Confirms He’ll Directly Confront Putin About Money Laundering Allegations

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The tricky question of who will confront Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin about an alleged $2 billion tax-avoidance scheme has been answered this evening, with former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott saying he’ll look after it.

“You bet you are, you bet I am,” Mr Abbott said, puffing his chest out slightly, when reporters asked if he was serious. Abbott reminded journalists he had form when it came to coercing Putin. He recounted the story of the time he strong-armed the Russian President into revealing whether or not he was behind the MH17 attack (he wasn’t, as it turns out).

Mr Abbott – who is re-contesting the next election on the promise of better transport links in his Warringah electorate – will meet with Mr Putin as part of his next international trip. Mr Putin responded to questions from reporters about the meet-up, saying

Malcolm’s NBN innovation: from helpful and important to ferret underpants | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Now he is Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull should totally be able to make the NBN work. Just turn it off then on again

Source: Malcolm’s NBN innovation: from helpful and important to ferret underpants | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More

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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but didn’t.

“It’s those ‘if only’s’ and ‘what ifs’ that go through your mind,” Mr Abbott told a friend today. “If only I’d found more opportunities to say Daesh Death Cult. What if I’d used 12 flags instead of ten at that last press conference? Sliding doors”.

He said he had considered raising the terror alert level from ‘very high’ to ‘very very high’ in those fateful last few weeks, but became sidetracked with boom mics. “It’s those little things that play on your mind,” he said.

Political analyst Gerard Long said it was natural for leaders to focus on hypotheticals after a fall from power. “For Julia Gillard it was ‘how would’ve things been different without Kevin Rudd?’ For Kevin Rudd it was … actually I’m not sure Kevin is entirely aware he’s no longer PM”.

Liberal Party To Let Tony Abbott Keep Being Prime Minister In His Head

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Saying it was ‘harmless’ and that ‘we should just let him have his fun’, members of the Coalition front bench have agreed to let Tony Abbott keep on thinking that he is running Australia for now.

“He’s been looking forward to this all of his life, so it won’t hurt anybody to let him pretend for a few more months,” said one front bencher.

One Parliamentary staffer said it was cute watching Mr Abbott play make believe. “It is quite adorable really. Seeing him run around, playing with his terror alert metre, telling everyone what to do. We just go along with it and say ‘Yes Prime Minister!’ We’ve even set up his own little office with some Australian flags. It’s all quite harmless really”.

“I have no qualms with it,” said another staffer. “Peta, bless her, still gives Tony his daily briefing. I think some of the guys even set up a mock cabinet meeting the other day for Tony to run. It’s harmless”.

When contacted for comment Mr Abbott said simply, “The adults are in charge now!”

Government Starts Search For New Electorate

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The Coalition will today start the painstaking search for a fresh electorate, after it became apparent the current one had become increasingly out of touch with the Government’s reform agenda.

There is no obvious candidate to replace the current electorate.

One backbencher we spoke to, who did not want to be named, said the Government had lost faith with the incumbent voting public. “It’s not just one thing. It’s a series of things. It refuses to listen, it’s stubborn, and it’s made a series of bad choices. It’s time for a fresh start”.

Another MP was more blunt, “quite frankly, we’ve already moved on”.

A Labor Party spokesperson said they had tried many times to find a new electorate when they were in Government, but there was a lack of quality contenders available.

Tony Abbott likely to face Liberal leadership spill regardless of result of Canning by-election – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

It looks increasingly likely the Prime Minister will face a leadership spill before the year is out.

Source: Tony Abbott likely to face Liberal leadership spill regardless of result of Canning by-election – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Incoming…! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Illustration by Simon Kneebone For those watching closely this week, Rupert Murdoch’s tweets clearly signposted how the political scenario is likely to unfold over the next six months. There will be a snap election. The trigger for this will arise from either a leadership challenge or a double dissolution. The latter is the more probable of the…

Source: Incoming…! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Abbott under pressure to boost refugee intake amid desperate scenes in Europe | Australia news | The Guardian

Two Liberal premiers and several cabinet ministers call for action, with Mike Baird saying ‘NSW remains ready and willing to do more than our fair share’

Source: Abbott under pressure to boost refugee intake amid desperate scenes in Europe | Australia news | The Guardian

The Nazis, ashamed? Abbott’s Third Reich comparisons are not ‘gaffes’ | Jason Wilson | Comment is free | The Guardian

There’s something very unsettling about the prime minister invocation of a fictitious Nazi sense of shame as part of his moral account of the Islamic State

Source: The Nazis, ashamed? Abbott’s Third Reich comparisons are not ‘gaffes’ | Jason Wilson | Comment is free | The Guardian

Fact check: Is it a crime to attack a royal commissioner?

Tony Abbott has defended Dyson Heydon's integrity, warning Labor MPs in Question Time that it is "actually a criminal offence to attack a serving royal commissioner".

  • The claim: Tony Abbott says it is a criminal offence to attack a royal commissioner.
  • The verdict: There is a criminal offence for “insulting” a royal commissioner but experts say the provision is likely to be unconstitutional because it impinges on the right to comment on political matters. Mr Abbott’s claim is oversimplified.

Abbott Threatens To Turn Off ABC’s Twitter Machine

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A furious Tony Abbott has told the ABC he will personally turn off its Twitter at the wall if the national broadcaster doesn’t bring its flagship show Q&A into line.

The demand comes following last night’s show during which a tweet by @AbbottLovesAnal briefly appeared on screen.

“Either you turn it off, or I’ll do it for you,” Mr Abbott is believed to have told ABC staff. The PM was also concerned about the cost producing so many tweets. “I’m told Q&A now produces 40,000 tweets per episode. Someone has to pay for that – we need to draw the line somewhere”.

After a terse phone call from Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull, the ABC has agreed to remove the offending tweet from repeats of the episode, to ensure those who watched the live broadcast are the only people to see the tweet.

“I think through our swift actions we’ve managed to stop this from growing further,” a Government spokesperson said.

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