Tag: humour

Old Dog Thoughts- Coronavirus, Rio Tinto, Fake News

Fighting Fake News with REAL, 27/2/20; Corona virus; Rio Tinto; Fake News,

Old Dog Thoughts-Royal Commissions proved the LNP was an obstacle to what we already knew

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Fighting Fake News with REAL, 24/2/20; Morrisons Royal Commissions for everything; Craig Kelly taking on the kids; More Fake News,

Old Dog Thoughts- The LNP Miracle Man

Pork ‘n ‘Ride — another election-winning rort for the Coalition

Fighting Fake News with REAL, 15/2/20; Morrison’s largesse, Pork n Ride;

Old Dog Thoughts- Why are we so Shameful and increasingly so?

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Fighting Fake News with REAL, 12/2/20; Australia’s Shame, Truth in Humour;

Segment Of Trump’s Border Wall Falls Over Into Mexico Due To Wind | HuffPost Australia

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PART OF WALL FALLS: The area is part of an ongoing construction project to improve existing sections of the wall. Read more: bit.ly/2t7HNJp

via Segment Of Trump’s Border Wall Falls Over Into Mexico Due To Wind | HuffPost Australia

Old Dog Thoughts- There’s truth in humour none in News Corp’s commentators

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Fighting Fake News with REAL 30/1/20 Truth in Humour; Fake Facts noted

Old Dog Thoughts- There’s a pot of gold at the end of Morrison’s rainbow if he can find it.

Fighting Fake News with REAL,18/1/20; Bushfire Relief for marginal seats only; Coal’s Biggest Lobbyist promised a pot of Gold for ending the rainbows;

Old Dog Thoughts- You have to laugh at something.

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Fighting Fake News with REAL,22/12/19; Lighten up: Revealing TRUTH wit HUMOUR;

Old Dog Thoughts- Humour, Irony, Reality & Murdoch Promise of Bullshit

Fighting Fake News with REAL,13/12/19; Irony, Humour, and a view of reality not found in Murdoch Media;

Donald Trump: is there anything sadder than a chump who thinks he’s a champ? | Barbara Ellen | Opinion | The Guardian

Detail of image posted by @realDonaldTrump, showing the president's head on a muscled torso

via Donald Trump: is there anything sadder than a chump who thinks he’s a champ? | Barbara Ellen | Opinion | The Guardian

The Finite Game Of Scomo And Albo… Oh, And Nato. (which is obviously Richard Di Natale!) – » The Australian Independent Media Network

On other matters, I have to say that I was gobsmacked by the story about China trying to get someone elected to Chisholm. All I can say is thank God we got Gladys who assured us that she was never a member of all those Communist Party groups and thank God that we have Scott who told the media that they take these allegations seriously, because I find it pretty hard to take anything coming out of Canberra seriously these days!

via The Finite Game Of Scomo And Albo… Oh, And Nato. (which is obviously Richard Di Natale!) – » The Australian Independent Media Network

“How Good Is Putting Everyone On The Indue Card To Stop Secondary Boycotts?” – » The Australian Independent Media Network

As altruistic miners try to enter a building they’re stopped from their humanitarian aims by these incredibly selfish protestors who are just there for the fun of harassing the saints who, out of the goodness of their hearts, give up their spare time to find ways of giving people jobs. These saints of industry have worked tirelessly to eliminate all canaries from their coal mines and are moving towards a world where mining is fully automated and no humans will be forced to undertake such dangerous work. At such a time, they’ll then share the wealth they’ve created by donating their stuff to the people who can’t afford it at current prices because they’re such great human beings, unlike the bullies who are blocking their way just for the fun of it.

Whichever way you look at it, the protestors believe that they’re trying to save the planet. Even if you think that the planet doesn’t need saving, it’s really hard to argue that they’re the selfish ones. “You bastards, you’re only trying to save the Earth because you live on it! Have some consideration for people like Alan Jones who haven’t been on the planet for years!”

via “How Good Is Putting Everyone On The Indue Card To Stop Secondary Boycotts?” – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Old Dog Thoughts- 94 Malaysian PM says Australia will change. Conservative media have said it won’t since the 50s. It has and it will.

Fighting Fake News with REAL, 4/11/19; Morrison promises to shut Democracy down; Mahathir see Australia becoming more Asian LNP doesn’t; Nothing has Changed;

Trump says Melania ‘wouldn’t cry her eyes out’ if he were shot – joke explodes on Twitter — RT USA News

Trump says Melania ‘wouldn’t cry her eyes out’ if he were shot – joke explodes on Twitter

via Trump says Melania ‘wouldn’t cry her eyes out’ if he were shot – joke explodes on Twitter — RT USA News

Old Dog Thoughts- Don’s Done; Can Murdoch Save him?

Fighting Fake News with REAL, 22/10/19; Humour Louis Vuitton of pet food; The Don’s Done; We are Australian. They’re Not!;

Old Dog Thoughts- Ita is fighting to undo what Abbott the “Pillock of the Pacific” did to the ABC

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Fighting Fake News with Real, 21/10/19; Ita trying to undo what Abbott did; Peter Dutton running Australia into the ground; Trump’s been doing it for years;

Old Dog Thoughts- LNP- Is the WW2 Italian Tank 1 gear Foward 5 Backward

Fighting Fake News with REAL, 30/8/19; Scumbag College truth in Humour; LNP spinning like Trump a fake reality; Dutton says China is Harsh and inhumane, LNP is like and Italian Tank 1 gear forward 5 gears backward;

Trump defends bid to host G7 at his Miami resort: ‘I don’t care about money’ | US news | The Guardian

The front entrance to the Trump National Doral.

The Chosen One is just joking again(ODT)

Defending himself against accusations of seeking to profit off the presidency by planning to host a G7 summit next year at one of his resorts, Donald Trump on Monday estimated that being president had cost him $3bn to $5bn and said: “I don’t want to make money. I don’t care about making money.”

via Trump defends bid to host G7 at his Miami resort: ‘I don’t care about money’ | US news | The Guardian

Old Dog Thoughts- Fox and Trump Siamese Twins; A wanna be War Economy, Humour

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Fighting Fake News with REAL,23/8/19; A Banana Republic in 3 years; Australia shaping itself to be a War Economy; You have to take time out to laugh;

Let’s Stop The Hysteria, The Press Are Still Free! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Well, it’s quite simple. Let’s imagine for a moment that I’m working for a highly sensitive department… Say something to do with stopping the boats. As we all know, “on water” matters are highly confidential… Or at least they became highly confidential after Scott Morrison became Immigration Monster; before that, everyone was free to publicise any information at all about boats arriving whether they were real or only imagined. Anyway, let’s imagine that I’m working in the department that’s in charge of stopping the boats and I discover that, in fact, the boats haven’t stopped and that there are boats arriving, sometimes carrying as many as twenty people. I quickly work out the realm is under threat because the government is secretly sneaking these so-called asylum seekers into the community and nobody has noticed even though we know have as many as three or four hundred happily minding their own business and enjoying their new life in Australia.

As a patriotic Australian, I’m outraged. I make copies of the necessary evidence and I smuggle it home where I… suddenly remember the AFP raids. And then it hits me. I can’t go to the media because I’ll almost certainly be exposed. No, I decide. I can’t take the personal risk.

See, it’s not the press that will have the problems. It’s the whistleblowers themselves. There’s no need for concern because in the future, the press won’t get the information so we won’t know whatever it is the we should be concerned about so we can all just keep going in blissful ignorance, happy that the government knows best and is having a go and helping me with my aspirations.

How good is Australia, eh?

*Just for clarification, AFP stands for Australian Federal Police and not Anti-Free Press.
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Let’s Stop The Hysteria, The Press Are Still Free! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Jared Kushner Explains Why Trump Isn’t Racist, Colbert Explains Why He Is | Crooks and Liars

Jared Kushner Explains Why Trump Isn't Racist, Colbert Explains Why He Is

Jared Kushner Explains Why Trump Isn’t Racist, Colbert Explains Why He Is | Crooks and Liars

Right-Wingers: Carlson Gets A Pass Since Media Matters Used… Research! | Crooks and Liars

Right-Wingers: Carlson Gets A Pass Since Media Matters Used... Research!

Media Matters has now released clips and transcripts of Tucker Carlson making racist remarks on a shock-jock radio show, a day after exposing Carlson’s misogynistic and pro-pedophilia remarks on the same show. But according to conservatives, everything Carlson said should be ignored by the public — not because the clips and quotes are fake (they aren’t), and not because they’re out of context (they aren’t), but because they were discovered using (gasp!) research.

Here’s Mike LaChance at William Jacobson’s blog, Legal Insurrection:

These audio clips didn’t just fall out of the sky. The people at Media Matters went looking for them. They sat and combed through hours of audio looking for something to use to target Tucker and his Fox News show.

So these clips are fruits from a poison tree! They should be stricken from the record!

via Right-Wingers: Carlson Gets A Pass Since Media Matters Used… Research! | Crooks and Liars

Old Dog Thoughts- Australia’s Hottest

Andrew Bolt’s Blog,3/3/19; Proud Catholics; Australia’s Hottest Summer;

Boy named Trump who fell asleep during State of the Union wakes a hero

And then, there was the true hero: a sixth grade boy, invited by the President, who slept his way through much of the 82-minute, 51,000-word speech.

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania invited several special guests to the address, which ran well past 10.30pm on a school night.
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via Boy named Trump who fell asleep during State of the Union wakes a hero

Morrison ‘Cried & Prayed’ For Asylum Seekers, Just Wished He Was In A Position To Do More – The Shovel

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told an event in Sydney that he ‘cried on his knees’ over the plight of children in Nauru, and just wished he was in a position to directly effect change.

“You think about these children and you pray, you cry, and you pray some more. But there’s only so much you can do. It’s frustrating because you feel so powerless,” Morrison said, asking the audience whether they knew anyone who worked in immigration.

“I can’t tell you the number of times I wished I had connections with a government minister or someone in the immigration department with some sort of influence over the situation’,” he said.

via Morrison ‘Cried & Prayed’ For Asylum Seekers, Just Wished He Was In A Position To Do More – The Shovel

Sydney Opera House To Become ‘Crown Bet Arena’ – The Shovel

via Sydney Opera House To Become ‘Crown Bet Arena’ – The Shovel

Scott Morrison And Other Ugly Things – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Well, ScoMo – as we’re all encouraged to call him – saw something ugly. Not just ugly, but “one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen”!

What was it?

The testimony of those abused by that Royal Commission we didn’t need? No, not the one into the banks. The one into sexual abuse of children at the hands of institutions. Remember the Liberals were dragged kicking and screaming into that one, too.

Or was it the sight of children in detention? No, that’s a deliberate policy. It’s a deterrent. I mean, if you have children self-harming and suicidal that should put people off coming to Australia without their au pair papers in order.

Was it animals dying in the drought? Of course not.

It was, of course, a union official who photographed his kids. Yes, John Setka. tweeted photos of his kids holding a sign telling the Liberals to fu#k off and catch real criminals. He acknowledged that it was a mistake and took it down.

So, if that was one of the “ugliest things” Scottie’s ever seen, I would suggest that he doesn’t get out much…

via Scott Morrison And Other Ugly Things – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Seven signs of the neoliberal apocalypse | Van Badham | Opinion | The Guardian

Is the political zeitgeist an old spectre up for some new haunting? Or are the times more like a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, “the combination of inequality and low wage growth is fuelling discontent. Time to sing a new song.”

In days gone past, they used to slice open an animal’s belly and study the shape of its spilled entrails to find out. But we could just keep an eye on the news.

Here are my seven signs of the neoliberal apocalypse:

via Seven signs of the neoliberal apocalypse | Van Badham | Opinion | The Guardian

Huckabee Sanders Spins Trump’s Heroism Fantasy Into ‘Leadership And Courageous Action’ | Crooks and Liars

 

Huckabee Sanders Spins Trump's Heroism Fantasy Into 'Leadership And Courageous Action'

Why spin the unspinnable? Just leave it out there as it is, Sarah. “The president is speaking for himself” is all that needed to be said.

via Huckabee Sanders Spins Trump’s Heroism Fantasy Into ‘Leadership And Courageous Action’ | Crooks and Liars

Norway pokes fun at Australia’s travel warning of polar bear attacks on tourists – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

A stuffed polar bear sits in an exhibit

“Thank you Australia for your concern. We can assure you that in mainland Norway all polar bears are stuffed and poses only limited risk,” the Norwegian Foreign Ministry tweeted.

via Norway pokes fun at Australia’s travel warning of polar bear attacks on tourists – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Kentucky Coal Mining Museum in Harlan County switches to solar power – The Washington Post

“It is a little ironic,” said a museum spokesman. “But you know, coal and solar and all the different energy sources work hand-in-hand. And, of course, coal is still king around here.”

Source: Kentucky Coal Mining Museum in Harlan County switches to solar power – The Washington Post

Dutton Tells CEOs To Stick To Task Of Donating To Liberal Party – The Shovel

Source: Dutton Tells CEOs To Stick To Task Of Donating To Liberal Party – The Shovel

PATHETIC: Milo Whines To His Fans About How Mean Everyone Is Being To Him (VIDEO) – US Uncut

What a sniveling little baby.

Source: PATHETIC: Milo Whines To His Fans About How Mean Everyone Is Being To Him (VIDEO) – US Uncut

David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

Cartoons from The Canberra Times editorial artist.

Source: David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

Phone Call Saga: Trump Says Relationship With Austria Still Strong – The Shovel

Source: Phone Call Saga: Trump Says Relationship With Austria Still Strong – The Shovel

“Not funny”: Donald Trump and his team condemn “Saturday Night Live” and its “mean-spirited” jokes – Salon.com

“SNL” becomes a target as Donald Trump and his aide Sean Spicer don’t find the show’s attacks funny VIDEO

Source: “Not funny”: Donald Trump and his team condemn “Saturday Night Live” and its “mean-spirited” jokes – Salon.com

Sussan Ley resigns: Socialism is on the march!

Sussan Ley’s resignation proves socialism is on the march and the peasants are revolting!

Source: Sussan Ley resigns: Socialism is on the march!

Ron Tandberg

Some of his best work.

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Cartoons by Michael Leunig

A look at the follies, foibles and joys of the human race through the eyes of cartoonist Michael Leunig.

Source: Cartoons by Michael Leunig

 

Here’s a fact: an opinion is not the same as a fact

I don’t think there’s ever been another time in history when people have been so enamoured of their own opinions.

Source: Here’s a fact: an opinion is not the same as a fact

It’s not Funny ! But why am I laughing?

John Oliver Takes On the Bleak Future of Journalism | Mother Jones

“The media is a food chain that would fall apart without local newspapers.”

Source: John Oliver Takes On the Bleak Future of Journalism | Mother Jones

Hillary Clinton, the luckiest woman alive | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Whatever her many many many faults, compared to Trump she is an avenging angel driving a truck full of hot waffles

Source: Hillary Clinton, the luckiest woman alive | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Epic Rant Directs Anger over Brexit at the F!*£ING TORIES

4 minutes | Reporter Pie is dismayed at the Remain’s reaction to Brexit!

Source: Epic Rant Directs Anger over Brexit at the F!*£ING TORIES

Clarke and Dawe: Democracy in Australia, a work in progress – Clarke and Dawe – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Australian Electoral Commission regional manager, Mark Eachbox

Source: Clarke and Dawe: Democracy in Australia, a work in progress – Clarke and Dawe – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

6 worst right-wing moments of the week — Sarah Palin’s bizarre new Facebook rant – Salon.com

The former governor targets Obama after Orlando, while Chachi has some thoughts on the president’s intelligence

Source: 6 worst right-wing moments of the week — Sarah Palin’s bizarre new Facebook rant – Salon.com

These 21 Brilliant Illustrations Summarize Everything Wrong With Society

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John Holcroft’s thought-provoking illustrations depict everything wrong with the modern world.

Source: These 21 Brilliant Illustrations Summarize Everything Wrong With Society

Opinions are pouring onto the airwaves, print and online as Donald trumps opposition

Lotsa people have lotsa opinions about Donald Trump.

Source: Opinions are pouring onto the airwaves, print and online as Donald trumps opposition

The Great Dictator

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This Australian Comic’s Take On America’s Absurd Gun Laws Is Brilliant | Crooks and Liars

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This Australian Comic’s Take On America’s Absurd Gun Laws Is Brilliant | Crooks and Liars.