Category: Humour

We can’t stop the homosexualification of the nation. But we can lash out wildly in fear! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Just before the Coalition party meeting on same sex marriage, the marriagedefendeteers had a pre-meeting meeting to plan their strategy

Source: We can’t stop the homosexualification of the nation. But we can lash out wildly in fear! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Alright everyone I’m ready to give my findings on this water cotton thingy | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

I watched the extremely boring 4 Corners story, I drank a glass of water and I am wearing cotton underpants. So I’m as qualified to form a view on the issue as the next potato!

Source: Alright everyone I’m ready to give my findings on this water cotton thingy | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

How racist is Australia really? Let’s ask the Xenophobitron 5000! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

The First Dog on the Moon Institute has developed a machine to scientifically quantify Australia’s public displays of racism

Source: How racist is Australia really? Let’s ask the Xenophobitron 5000! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

‘Come at me you parasites’: a real live intern reacts to Path program | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Ian the Climate Denialist Potato has invited Bethany the intern to speak to his new coffee shop franchisees. But does he know she’s in the union?

Source: ‘Come at me you parasites’: a real live intern reacts to Path program | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian