Tag: Barnaby Joyce

Barnaby Joyce Volunteers To ‘Look After’ Pistol & Boo, Following Depp, Heard Divorce

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The Deputy Prime Minister has put his hand up to help out in whatever way he can, after celebrity couple Johnny Depp and Amber Heard confirmed their divorce this week.

“They’ll have a lot on their minds, a lot of things to work through. All I’m saying is I can take care of the dogs,” Joyce said.

Asked if he was considering helping out on alternate weeks or just once in a while, Joyce said his solution was ‘permanent’.

He said history had shown that dependents often have a hard time when parents get divorced. “Johnny and Amber aren’t in the right state of mind to look after Pistol and Boo at the moment. I’m not looking to put Johnny or Amber down. Just the dogs”.

Barnaby Joyce rejects Pauline Hanson’s call for ban on Muslims, says every religion has ‘ratbags’ – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce rejects the policies of senator-elect Pauline Hanson, as a Coalition backbencher suggests banning Muslim immigration from areas considered hotspots of violent extremism.

Source: Barnaby Joyce rejects Pauline Hanson’s call for ban on Muslims, says every religion has ‘ratbags’ – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Not the full quid – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Barnaby Joyce is always saying something remarkable for its inanity, and the last couple of days he’s done nothing to cause me to reassess my low opinion of his tortuous thought processes. I watched him on ABC News 24 as he descended into red-faced blather on the subject, yet again, of Johnny Depp’s damn dogs,…

Source: Not the full quid – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Barnaby Joyce claims ‘underdog’ status against Tony Windsor in fight to keep seat of New England – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Barnaby Joyce forecasts an uphill battle to retain the seat of New England, in the face of competition from Tony Windsor.

Source: Barnaby Joyce claims ‘underdog’ status against Tony Windsor in fight to keep seat of New England – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Nation’s Dogs Frantically Rush To Get Papers In Order After Barnaby Joyce Announced Deputy Prime Minister

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Dogs around the country have checked and re-checked their registration and vaccination details after notorious dog-hater Barnaby Joyce was announced as the second most powerful person in the country.

Some dogs are said to have gone into hiding to avoid the fate of Pistol and Boo Depp who were deported last year at Joyce’s orders.

In an otherwise mundane media conference to announce his selection as Nationals Leader, Mr Joyce said, “We will decide which dogs stay in this country, and the circumstances in which they stay”.

He said setting up offshore processing for unregistered dogs would be his ‘top priority’ as Deputy PM.

Local dog Buster said it was a dark day for the nation’s canines. “There’s a lot of anxiety in the community for sure. One dog I know – who’s usually pretty relaxed – was pacing up and down his backyard this morning chanting ‘I’m registered and I belong here, I’m registered and I belong here’ So, yeah, it’s taking its toll.

“It’s probably ok if you’re a Blue Heeler or a Kelpie. But for us Chinese Shar Pei’s – different story”.