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Tim Smith Is Paid A Lot More Than Me And His Achievements Are Abusive Tweets… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Although the gods do seem to starting to say that it’s about time your luck ran out, Mr Morrison. Big announcement on vaccines, then a few days later the trial is halted. Ok, it’s always likely that there could be a glitch and that there needs to be a pause in a medical trial. That’s why it takes so long to get a new drug or vaccine on the market. I’m just amused that the timing was so soon after the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Usually the Liberals make the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT and it’s some months later when we discover that only $27.38 was spent out of the $2 billion announced owing to people not filling in the application form before the due date which was two days before the form was released to the public.

Tim Smith Is Paid A Lot More Than Me And His Achievements Are Abusive Tweets… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Aged Care Minister Wondering Why People Keep Thinking He’s Responsible For Aged Care | The Shovel

Aged Care Minister Richard Colbeck says he is confused by the growing number of people who seem to think he should be in some way accountable for issues relating to aged care.

Aged Care Minister Wondering Why People Keep Thinking He’s Responsible For Aged Care | The Shovel

‘We told you Labor would wreck the economy’, Frydenberg says, announcing Australia officially in recession | The Shovel

Saying they had warned Australians all along that this would happen if a Labor Government was voted in, Josh Frydenberg and Scott Morrison have confirmed that Australia has gone into a recession for the first time in 30 years.

‘We told you Labor would wreck the economy’, Frydenberg says, announcing Australia officially in recession | The Shovel

Clear Link Between Craig Kelly And Total Fucking Stupidity, Scientists Claim | The Shovel

An overwhelming proportion of scientists now accept that Liberal MP Craig Kelly is a fucking idiot, new analysis shows.

Clear Link Between Craig Kelly And Total Fucking Stupidity, Scientists Claim | The Shovel

COVID Meeting: Australia And New Zealand Agree To Stay At Least 2,100km Apart For Foreseeable Future – The Shovel

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Memes R Us – » The Australian Independent Media Network

via Memes R Us – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Scott Morrison More Popular Than Jesus And Closing In On The Beatles! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Yes, it’s just a few weeks ago that Josh and Scott were telling us that Labor handn’t delivered a surplus since last century, but if you want to go back through history, it’s worth remembering that the only Liberal Treasurer to deliver a surplus in the last forty years is Peter Costello, who did it during the mining boom. Let’s not even point out his selling off of assets like our gold reserves for bargain prices.

I’ll just leave you with one final thought as we approach Anzac Day: Conservatives seem to have an obsession with everyone remembering what happened over a century ago , while demanding we all forget what happened last week!

Scott Morrison More Popular Than Jesus And Closing In On The Beatles! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Scott Morrison Quiet – Is He Isolated With Covid-19 Or In Hawaii? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

So, maybe Scottie could go on television, and explain away my concerns. Or maybe he really has been struck down and is being kept in quarantine.

Nah, surely we’d be told.

via Scott Morrison Quiet – Is He Isolated With Covid-19 Or In Hawaii? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Peter Dutton Ordered To Self-Isolate On Manus Island For Next 5-8 Years – The Shovel

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It just keeps going and going: the weird, mean things the Morrison government has got into | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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‘The Anti Experts Guide To Everything*’: Live Show! – The Shovel

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AFP Finds No Evidence That Malcolm Roberts Exists – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Of course when I say that the Australian Federal Police found no evidence of the existence of Malcolm Roberts, I have to be fair and point out that they didn’t look for any. As with the Angus Taylor case, they saw no need to waste valuable resources when there was very little likelihood of finding any evidence. And there was obvioulsy almost no chance of finding any evidence because they weren’t going to look.

via AFP Finds No Evidence That Malcolm Roberts Exists – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Donald Trump: is there anything sadder than a chump who thinks he’s a champ? | Barbara Ellen | Opinion | The Guardian

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Scott Morrison Calls For Newstart Recipients To Provide Vial Of Blood, To Prove How Much They’re Willing To Bleed For This Country – The Shovel

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Trump Asks Queen To Prorogue US Congress – The Shovel

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Nigel Farrage Or What’s A Conservative Anyway? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

P.S. On Sunday night, the ABC ran David Attenborough’s “Climate Change; The Facts”. I understand, that there has been some backlash because they didn’t balance this by presenting non-facts. Malcolm Roberts is said to be ropable and is planning to write to the ABC management just as soons as he learns his other lettters.

via Nigel Farrage Or What’s A Conservative Anyway? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Catholic Church Not About To Be Out-Molested By Goddamn Boy Scouts

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Government Totally Out Of Things To Talk About, Now That Tax Cuts Passed – The Shovel

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George Conway Calls On Trump To Resign: ‘Incompetence Is Staggering’ | Crooks and Liars

George Conway Calls On Trump To Resign: 'Incompetence Is Staggering'

Kelly Anne Conway’s Husband George

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U.S. Claims Drone Was Minding Own Business On Its Way To Church When Iran Attacked It Out Of Nowhere

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Donald Trump in the Role of His Life | The Smirking Chimp

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—In the hours following a violent rampage in Virginia in which a lone attacker killed 12 individuals and injured four others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Michigan resident Mark Butler, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

via ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

VISUAL: How Immigration Led To The Christchurch Terrorist Attack – The Shovel

via VISUAL: How Immigration Led To The Christchurch Terrorist Attack – The Shovel

Welcome to the latest edition of It’s Never Ever White People’s Fault | First Dog on the Moon | Global | The Guardian

via Welcome to the latest edition of It’s Never Ever White People’s Fault | First Dog on the Moon | Global | The Guardian

He Who Must Not Be Named… No, Not ScoMo… Well, him too, but the other one! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Of course, I did delete a certain senior politician’s name from a recent piece that I wrote. Apparently, the PM’s office got all hot and bothered when Waleed Aly suggested in a response to Christchurch something that was widely reported in 2011 and threatened defamation action.

A rather interesting response, given Scott didn’t threaten to react so litigously when it was reported way back in 2011. I guess it was different then. It wasn’t being said by a Muslim.

via He Who Must Not Be Named… No, Not ScoMo… Well, him too, but the other one! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Racism – The Shovel

via Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Racism – The Shovel

Dear Tony – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Despite your image management – the macho man in red sluggos, the lycra-clad warrior, the hero with a hose, it is obvious to all except the gormless and callow that you are phoney, Tony. The staccato cackle, the clammy, tight-skinned visage of a carp wrapped in cling film, the sleazy smile, the ludicrous bow-legged affectation bringing to mind a rodeo cowboy leaving a port-a-loo; it’s all counter-productive Chuckle Head and subliminally reminds us of your ape-like swaggering approach to unsuspecting victims – the lunatic grin and manic chuckle, the far-too-close, double-handed deathgrip cutting off easy escape. We could read the minds of the hapless recipients of this faux chuminess, Tones, we could see it in their eyes – “Fuck, I want to turn away but if I do he may kiss the back of my head. But if I don’t he may go for the mouth.”

You’re King Midas in reverse, Tones – everything you touch turns to shit. For your own self-respect, it’s not too late, give it away.

Gratuitously yours

Grumpy Geezer

via Dear Tony – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Fraser Anning Is A Human Being! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Anger and outrage just feeds the publicity machine which sets an agenda of “us” and ”them”. It’s hard not to be angry, but it’s what the terrorists want. Anger stops us thinking.

And, if you don’t believe that’s bad, just take a long hard look at Fraser!

via Fraser Anning Is A Human Being! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

The Murray-Darling fish kill is a monumental catastrophe and also business as usual | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

The Murray-Darling fish kill is a monumental catastrophe and also business as usual | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

US Government Shutdown Enters 104th Week – The Shovel

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‘What if I’m actually a dickhead?’ Boris Johnson wonders aloud

‘What if I’m actually a dickhead?’ Boris Johnson wonders aloud

Fox News Intern Fetching Coffee Tells Herself This Will All Pay Off When She Trump’s Secretary Of State One Day

Fox News Intern Fetching Coffee Tells Herself This Will All Pay Off When She Trump’s Secretary Of State One Day

Actually, Pauline, It’s Always Been Ok To Be White! Just Ask Tony… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

She wants the Senate to acknowledge: a) the deplorable rise of anti-white racism and attacks on Western civilisation b) It is okay to be white.

My solution would be to move a couple of simple amendments. For Part a), I would ask if the mover of the motion would object to the removal of the words “anti-white” and “Western” so that it read: the deplorable rise of racism and attacks on civilisation.

As for Tony Abbott

Oh, in breaking news, I understand the indigenous elders in the places he’s visiting have asked him to leave. I guess it’s because they don’t understand Western civilisation. When someone tries to impose their values on us, we generally do more than just ask them to leave. We insist that they learn our language and accept our values…

Right, I better stop here before I start speculating that Andrew Bolt will be the next Chairman of the ABC and the Liberal who reads my stuff and suggests it to the Cabinet will make that one a reality just like Malcolm and Scott becoming Prime Minister along with sundry other things.

via Actually, Pauline, It’s Always Been Ok To Be White! Just Ask Tony… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Scott Morrison Gives Ministers Rupert Murdoch Pins To Remind Them Which Side They’re On – The Shovel

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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean – The Shovel

via New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean – The Shovel

20 Controversial Art illustrations Exposing The Sheer Madness Of Our World

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A broken and damaged mind can easily hide behind a confident and deceptive tongue/Artist Credit: Unknown

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Murdoch Sells Movie Studio To Focus On Comedy Arm Of Business – The Shovel

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America Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush – The Shovel

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Energy Policy: Australia To Be Entirely Powered By Tony Abbott’s Bullshit By 2020 – The Shovel

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Crazy, Ranting Man Claiming To Be Former Prime Minister Of Australia – The Shovel

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David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

Cartoons from The Canberra Times editorial artist.

Source: David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

Ron Tandberg

Some of his best work.

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CARTOON: Abbott at the Grand Final

Ban songs I don’t like!

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Career counselling with Rocky

A new careers counsellor at a leading secondary college discovers some of the students could make fine politicians.

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Ron Tandberg

Some of his best work.

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Ron Tandberg

Some of his best work.

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‘No’ Campaign Ad Warns Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Widespread Tolerance – The Shovel

Source: ‘No’ Campaign Ad Warns Same Sex Marriage Could Lead To Widespread Tolerance – The Shovel

David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

Cartoons from The Canberra Times editorial artist.

Source: David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work