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We can’t stop the homosexualification of the nation. But we can lash out wildly in fear! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Just before the Coalition party meeting on same sex marriage, the marriagedefendeteers had a pre-meeting meeting to plan their strategy

Source: We can’t stop the homosexualification of the nation. But we can lash out wildly in fear! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

How racist is Australia really? Let’s ask the Xenophobitron 5000! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

The First Dog on the Moon Institute has developed a machine to scientifically quantify Australia’s public displays of racism

Source: How racist is Australia really? Let’s ask the Xenophobitron 5000! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Fiona the Unemployed Bettong visits Centrelink to discuss her debt notice | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

This is the ongoing war on the poor! It’s well past time that people understood what is happening here and that it isn’t going to be fixed by politicians

Source: Fiona the Unemployed Bettong visits Centrelink to discuss her debt notice | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Thoughtful Christmas messages from prominent Australians, brought to you by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Please enjoy these season’s greetings from Peter Dutton, Fiona the Unemployed Bettong, Ian the Climate Denialist Potato, Stiff Buttlint, Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin and rescue dogs, Roy and Beyonce

Source: Thoughtful Christmas messages from prominent Australians, brought to you by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Even raisin toast is racist in Australia! First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Modern Australia’s story began with the murder of Aboriginal people. That’s quite a racist thing to do and the Europeans did it as racistly as possible

Source: Even raisin toast is racist in Australia! First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Is Tony Abbott really coming back? To save Australia? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Tony was bravely representing the voters of Warringah by speaking at a Tory party conference in the motherland when he let slip he wanted another crack at being PM. Here are just a few of the things we need him to save us from

Source: Is Tony Abbott really coming back? To save Australia? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

A piece of string, a banana, and a cassowary walk into Scott Morrison’s bar | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

In Scott’s bar and grill, we serve everyone except pieces of string and poor people, or as we call them now, the “taxed-not”

Source: A piece of string, a banana, and a cassowary walk into Scott Morrison’s bar | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

At home with the racist carrot during Reconciliation Week | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

It’s cleaning day! I shall make a cup of white tea and see what the race traitors at Radio National are up to while I do the chores

Source: At home with the racist carrot during Reconciliation Week | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin loses her mind over the Great Barrier Reef | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Every reference to the Great Barrier Reef was removed from a UN report on the impact of climate change on tourism and World Heritage sites after ‘intervention’ from the Australian government. What is going on?

Source: Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin loses her mind over the Great Barrier Reef | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

We have an old saying in the dog-whistle business … | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Today we take a behind-the-scenes look at the infamous yet mysterious electoral campaign management consultancy known only as Prehistoric Death Birds Inc

Source: We have an old saying in the dog-whistle business … | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin’s plan for Peter Dutton: Operation Do-gooder! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda explained the plan. They crowdfund a flotilla of actual boats to sail to Nauru and then to Manus Island to pick up all the illiterate asylum seekers

Source: Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin’s plan for Peter Dutton: Operation Do-gooder! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

An open letter to the asylum seekers on Manus and Nauru from First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

My dear friends, I am writing this because I want to say … We are sorry that when you needed us, instead of helping we threw you into hell

Source: An open letter to the asylum seekers on Manus and Nauru from First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin: ‘The Great Barrier Reef is dying! What is wrong with you people?’ Why aren’t Australians more freaked out about what is happening to the Great Barrier Reef? Why aren’t they treating this as a national disastermergecy? Call in the army! No wait, the navy!

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home australia world opinion selected sport football tech culture lifestyle fashion economy travel media environment browse all sections Australian politics Opinion Senate voting reforms sort of explained – by First Dog on the Moon Sadly, the voting reforms will mean no more Ricky Muirs, which is a pity because he seems like a nice sensible fellow, but is that a basis for a system of government?

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Same sex marriage! Sharia law! Easter Bunny arrested! Coming to an Australia near you The Australian Christian Lobby is bravely requesting that during the marriage equality plebiscite, anti-vilification laws are suspended to enable a mature and robust debate. It’s so no one gets in trouble if they reasonably say lesbians are poisonous

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