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Bernardi, Trump and ‘religious freedom’ – » The Australian Independent Media Network

By Brian Morris Religious institutions will feel a pressing need to regain the initiative following damning revelations from the Royal Commission into Child Sexual Abuse. With renewed calls for a parliamentary conscience vote on marriage equality — and foreshadowed legislation … Continue reading

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Jesus Distances Himself From United States

  PEARLY GATES – For generations religious kooks from all across America have claimed that the country was founded on Christian principles and is indeed a “Christian nation,” whatever the hell that means. However, their credibility took a big hit … Continue reading

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God Fucking With Haiti Again

Posted in religion PEARLY GATES – (CT&P) – As part of an ongoing jihad on the people of Haiti, God has sent powerful Hurricane Matthew to drown as many innocent people as possible and set up favorable conditions for outbreaks … Continue reading

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Evangelicals Ditch Jesus, Place Faith In Trump

Posted in politics, religion   CLEVELAND – (CT&P) – White evangelical voters overwhelmingly back Donald Trump for president, according to a new poll released last Wednesday. Trump, the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, has 78 percent support among registered voters who identify as … Continue reading

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Is Religion really Driving Middle East Violence? | Informed Comment

By Juan Cole | (Informed Comment) | – – Pew Research has released a report saying that “As a whole, … Source: Is Religion really Driving Middle East Violence? | Informed Comment

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Leading Trump Surrogate: Mormonism Was Founded By A “Servant Of Satan” | Trump loves this man

Source: Leading Trump Surrogate: Mormonism Was Founded By A “Servant Of Satan” | Blog | Media Matters for America

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More US Muslims favor Bernie Sanders than do US Jews | Informed Comment

By Juan Cole | (Informed Comment) | – – The Institute for Social Policy and Understanding (ISPU) published a new … Source: More US Muslims favor Bernie Sanders than do US Jews | Informed Comment

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Hateful Religious Kook Condemns St Patrick’s Day As ‘Gay Holiday Sanctioned By Lucifer’

  DENVER – (CT&P) – Homophobic minister and all around despicable human being Kevin Swanson urged Christians across the United States not to celebrate St Patrick’s Day today because it has been taken over by forces sent from Lucifer himself. … Continue reading

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Sunnis and Shiites: Islam’s ancient divide, explained – Your Middle East

Here are some questions and answers about the religious split dividing Sunni Saudi Arabia and Shiite Iran:Q: What is the split about?A: The split emerged over Source: Sunnis and Shiites: Islam’s ancient divide, explained – Your Middle East

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Satan Praises GOP Lawmakers

  THE RIVER STYX, HELL – Satan made time in his busy schedule this morning to praise GOP governors, lawmakers, and presidential candidates for their swift condemnation of the Syrian refugee program over the last few days. “There’s nothing I … Continue reading

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Country Founded On Christian Principles Rejects Widows And Orphans

  WASHINGTON – (CT&P) – The United States of America, a country founded by men whose paramount concern was forming a nation built on the principles of the New Testament, is desperately trying to deny entrance to widows and orphans … Continue reading

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Imagine No Religion: A Subtle Tweak To The 2016 Census Form Might Finally Deliver A Truly Secular Australia – New Matilda

If you’re a rationalist like Hugh Harris, then you’re probably looking forward to the results of the National Census next year. Source: Imagine No Religion: A Subtle Tweak To The 2016 Census Form Might Finally Deliver A Truly Secular Australia … Continue reading

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Jesus Distances Himself From Christian Right

ROME – (CT&P) – Jesus paused briefly to speak with a group of American reporters following his usual brunch with Pope Francis on Sunday to emphasize that he no longer wished to be associated with the Christian Right. The Son … Continue reading

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Over 700 Trampled To Death While In Route To Throw Rocks At Larger, More Substantial Rocks

MINA – (CT&P) – CNN is reporting that over 700 religious kooks were trampled to death and over 900 were injured yesterday in a stampede during the annual “stoning the Devil” ritual in the tent city of Mina, about two … Continue reading

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Leader Of Catholic Church Meets With Antichrist

WASHINGTON – (CT&P) – His Holiness Pope Francis met today with the Antichrist, President Obama, at the White House to discuss ways in which the church can delay the inevitable apocalypse brought about by his reign of terror over the … Continue reading

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Glenn Beck Reveals Ahmed Mohamed’s Co-Conspirator

IRVING, TEXAS – (CT&P) – On his radio program yesterday, panic monkey, conspiracy theorist, and born-again Mormon cult member Glenn Beck announced that insiders from several previously unknown American intelligence agencies had revealed to him that they had finally determined … Continue reading

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Irving, Texas Bans Digital Clocks

DALLAS – (CT&P) – Dimwit, religious kook, and Irving, Texas Mayor Beth Van Duyne announced at a press conference this morning that all digital clocks currently in use within the city limits of the Dallas suburb will be seized by … Continue reading

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The dark side of Australia’s refugee policies

In all, Australia is engaged in a shameful, degrading and illegitimate method of determining the fates of asylum seekers. It cannot hold its head high in regards to one intake of refugees while many others languish in prisons of the … Continue reading

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Syrian says ethnicity must not factor into Australian asylum guidelines – The World – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

The Australian government has just announced that it will take in 12,000 Syrian and Iraqi refugees, giving priority to Christians and Yazidis who they say are the most persecuted, but not everyone agrees. Source: Syrian says ethnicity must not factor … Continue reading

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Scott Morrison says Christians will be focus of Australia’s refugee intake | Australia news | The Guardian

Social services minister joins Eric Abetz in urging religious focus as Muslim and Christian leaders raise concerns that it would foster discrimination Source: Scott Morrison says Christians will be focus of Australia’s refugee intake | Australia news | The Guardian

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Carson Warns Jail Could Turn Davis Gay

WASHINGTON -(CT&P) – Last night Republican presidential candidate and religious kook Dr. Ben Carson warned that excessive jail time could turn Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis gay. Appearing on the Sean Hannity Show on Fox News, Carson said that Davis … Continue reading

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God Punishes Kim Davis For Being A Rebellious Bitch

ATLANTA – (CT&P) – During an appearance on CNN this afternoon, God told Wolf Blitzer that he had decided to send Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis to jail for a while to “get her mind right.” Davis, the Kentucky clerk … Continue reading

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Carson Defends Fetal Tissue Research: “We Never Used Christian Babies”

DES MOINES – (CT&P) – Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson passionately defended his use of fetal brain tissue in the Washington Post on Thursday. Earlier in the week it was revealed that in 1992 Dr. Carson had used fetal … Continue reading

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Planned Parenthood Selling Fetal Tissue To Gay Labs

NEW YORK – (CT&P) – During a guest spot on Glenn Beck’s radio show last week, esteemed filmmaker and respected intellectual David Daleiden told Beck that in episode six of his groundbreaking documentary on the Planned Parenthood conspiracy he will … Continue reading

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Raptor Jesus Condemns Walter Palmer To Spend All Of Eternity Burning In The Fires Of Hell

VATICAN CITY – (CT&P) – Following his usual Friday champagne brunch with Pope Francis this morning, Raptor Jesus paused outside the Vatican long enough to tell journalists that he had “had it up to here” with both poachers and cosmetic … Continue reading

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Creation Museum Unveils New Exhibit

Posted in humor, religion PETERSBURG, KENTUCKY – (CT&P) – Religious kook and bigot from hell Ken Ham took time off from predicting the imminent destruction of earth at the hands of an all-loving creator today in order to announce the … Continue reading

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FEMA Building Mysterious New Arenas In Remote Wilderness Areas

NEW YORK – (CT&P) – Fox News has learned that FEMA is complying with an executive order from the White House by constructing dozens of amphitheaters and enclosed arenas in remote areas of the United States. According to Sean Hannity, … Continue reading

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Is this why Israeli extremists burnt down an ancient Christian church?

“Boycotts and divestments are not anti-Semitic”: Organized religion takes up the BDS fight

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America In Ruins; Christians To Be Interned Next Week

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (CT&P) – The United States was destroyed once again last week, marking the 9th time the country has been completely obliterated since Obama was first elected president. Our once proud nation now stands in ruins after two … Continue reading

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Miss Muslima 2014 Vaporized In Mosul

MOSUL – (CT&P) – Miss Muslima 2014, Fatma Ben Guefrache of Tunisia, was turned into a red mist over the weekend while modeling the latest styles of suicide vests for ISIS jihadis on leave in Mosul. The model, housewife, and … Continue reading

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Religious Right Hospitalized After Choking On Compassion And Equality

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mr. Religious Right has been hospitalized in the nation’s capital today after a week-long assault by liberal thugs on the side of hope, compassion, and equal treatment under the law. Physicians say his condition is stable and … Continue reading

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Satan Delighted With Supreme Court Ruling

THE RIVER STYX – (CT&P) – According to sources close to Satan, the Lord of the Underworld is absolutely delighted with the Supreme Court’s decision to legalize gay marriage in all 50 states. Satanic Press Secretary Lord Balthazar told reporters … Continue reading

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KKK Campaign Fails To Meet Recruitment Goals: Will be asking Andrew Bolt and Reclaim Australia for advice

CHARLOTTE – (CT&P) – Ku Klux Klan officials held a press conference this morning to express their disappointment with the low numbers of young people signing up to join the organization during their latest recruiting drive, currently going on across … Continue reading

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War On Christianity Heats Up

CHARLESTON, S.C. – (CT&P) – The tragic attack on a black church in Charleston has captured the nation’s attention as many of our nation’s politicians, media figures, and other idiots try to make some sense of the event. It was … Continue reading

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Creepy Creationist Ken Ham Admits To Lifelong Goat Fetish

PETERSBURG, KENTUCKY – (CT&P) – Creationist huckster and miscreant Ken Ham went off the rails again last week when he attacked the oversexed and apparently perpetually horny Miley Cyrus in a rambling, nearly incoherent essay on his blog, which is … Continue reading

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Franklin Graham Encourages Christians To Be More Like Jesus And Hate Gay People

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA – (CT&P) – During a press conference earlier this week, wacko religious kook the Right Reverend Franklin Graham (R-Loonesville) had a novel idea: “Let’s just stop doing business with those who promote sin and stand against Almighty … Continue reading

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DuggarMingle.com To Launch This Summer

LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS – (CT&P) – TLC has announced in a press release this morning that they are sponsoring a new website, DuggarMingle.com. The dating site will be up and running sometime this summer and is designed to help Duggar … Continue reading

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Vatican in middle of war of words between cardinal and abuse survivor | Australia news | The Guardian

Vatican in middle of war of words between cardinal and abuse survivor | Australia news | The Guardian.

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Dennis Hastert Makes Offer On Neverland Ranch Property

LOS ANGELES – (CT&P) – Embattled former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert has made an offer on Michael Jackson’s old Neverland Ranch property, according to the L. A. Times. Hastert, who served alongside Bob Livingston, Tom Delay, Newt Gingrich, … Continue reading

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Wave Of Suicide Attacks Continues Across The Country

THE CABIN ANTHRAX – (CT&P) – The wave of suicide attacks that has plagued the United States for weeks continues unabated as scores of pundits, right-wing politicians, and wacked-out ministers continue to strap on bigoted archaic arguments and run screaming … Continue reading

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Sepp Blatter Threatens To Annex The Sudetenland

ZURICH – (CT&P) – In response to the arrests of 14 FIFA officials by FBI agents and Swiss police yesterday, FIFA President Sepp Blatter has ordered FIFA armored units to begin massing on the Swiss border with Germany. At an … Continue reading

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Rick Santorum Escapes Hospital And Announces White House Bid

CABOT, PENNSYLVANIA – (CT&P) – Reuters is reporting that former Pennsylvania senator and current religious kook Rick Santorum has escaped from the facility in which he was being held and has announced that he is running for president again. The … Continue reading

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Muhammad Distances Himself From Islamic State

MECCA – (CT&P) – The Prophet Muhammad appeared today on Al Jazeera’s popular morning show Jihadi and Friends to clarify some of his positions regarding Al-Qaeda and its rival in inhuman savagery the Islamic State. Muhammad assumed the form of … Continue reading

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God Vows To Destroy Ireland The First Chance He Gets

PEARLY GATES, HEAVEN – (CT&P) – Sources close to Almighty God told Fox News today that the benevolent creator of the universe will devastate Ireland with a series of droughts, heat waves, earthquakes, tsunamis, and a major zombie outbreak “just … Continue reading

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Israel Information Population Currency – Your Middle East

Israel Information Population Currency – Your Middle East.

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United Nations Declares Iraq ‘Gigantic Clusterfuck’

NEW YORK – (CT&P) – With ISIS on the attack around Ramadi, Shiite and Sunni militias fighting each other as well as Islamic State forces, Coalition airstrikes blowing up empty patches of desert, the Iraqi military in full retreat, and … Continue reading

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Kerry Confident Muslims Will Stop Murdering Each Other Before Hell Freezes Over

SEOUL – (CT&P) – Secretary of State John Kerry say he’s confident that the cave dwelling fanatics that have been slaughtering each other for centuries over a religious dispute will stop killing each other long before the end of time. … Continue reading

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ISIS Leader’s Death Presents Great Opportunity For Deputy Commanders

DAMASCUS – (CT&P) – The death of Abu Sayyaf and capture of his wife Umm Sayyaf during a raid in eastern Syria last night will provide advancement opportunities and a “chance to shine” for deputy commanders in the area, according … Continue reading

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