Category: Humour

Royal Commission Struggling To Pay Bank Participation Fees – The Shovel

 

 

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Best of Fairfax cartoons April 19, 2018

via Best of Fairfax cartoons April 19, 2018

Every Picture Tells a Story

Teenager Borrows Father’s Suit For Court Appearance – The Shovel

via Teenager Borrows Father’s Suit For Court Appearance – The Shovel

Fox News Accidentally Puts Up Graphic Showing It Is The Least Trusted Cable Network | Crooks and Liars

Oh my…Fox accidentally posts the truth for a change, and quickly takes it down.

Oopsy.

via Fox News Accidentally Puts Up Graphic Showing It Is The Least Trusted Cable Network | Crooks and Liars

There Is Nothing Else You Can Help Us With Today, Nation Tells Call Centre Workers – The Shovel

via There Is Nothing Else You Can Help Us With Today, Nation Tells Call Centre Workers – The Shovel

Abbott Makes Pitch For Leadership Return, In Dazzling 400-Flag Press Conference – The Shovel

via Abbott Makes Pitch For Leadership Return, In Dazzling 400-Flag Press Conference – The Shovel

Best of Fairfax cartoons April 6, 2018

 

via Best of Fairfax cartoons April 6, 2018

Why Malcolm Turnbull’s Government Will Win The Next Newspoll! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

The Andrew Bolt’s approach to commentary wrong move on wrong move on forget the facts even a clocks right twice a day just say it first. It lingers longer right or wrong ( Old Dog)

So it’s no surprise that these commentators don’t call out politicians for their lack of prophetic powers. After all, when everyone’s getting it wrong, it’s best just to move forward and hope that nobody has a memory or enough time to go back and point out that the most accurate thing that anybody said was: “Whatever. The sun will still rise tomorrow.”

Why Malcolm Turnbull’s Government Will Win The Next Newspoll! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

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CARTOONS: Dead to me

via CARTOONS: Dead to me

Attention-Seeking Fake Blonde Had Sex With Stormy Daniels, 60 Minutes Reveals – The Shovel

via Attention-Seeking Fake Blonde Had Sex With Stormy Daniels, 60 Minutes Reveals – The Shovel

A mean cartoon of Peter Dutton, who I am dead to | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

 

 

Peter Dutton says the Guardian and the ABC are dead to him. Is there a bigger sook in Australia today?

via A mean cartoon of Peter Dutton, who I am dead to | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

via David Pope: The Canberra Times editorial cartoonist’s latest work

Best of Fairfax Cartoons March 11

via Best of Fairfax Cartoons March 11

Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status – The Shovel

via Rohingyas To Reskill As White South African Farmers, In Last Desperate Attempt For Refugee Status – The Shovel

Preparations To Do Nothing About Next School Massacre Now In Place, Government Confirms – The Shovel

via Preparations To Do Nothing About Next School Massacre Now In Place, Government Confirms – The Shovel

CARTOONS: The grey area

 

via CARTOONS: The grey area

Liberal Party Commits To Having 50% Women In Seats Shown On Camera By 2025 – The Shovel

 

Liberal Party Commits To Having 50% Women In Seats Shown On Camera By 2025 – The Shovel

Best of Fairfax cartoons, March 10, 2018

via Best of Fairfax cartoons, March 10, 2018

Scientists Begin Development Of Michaelia Cash Anti-Venom – The Shovel

via Scientists Begin Development Of Michaelia Cash Anti-Venom – The Shovel

Huckabee Sanders Spins Trump’s Heroism Fantasy Into ‘Leadership And Courageous Action’ | Crooks and Liars

 

Huckabee Sanders Spins Trump's Heroism Fantasy Into 'Leadership And Courageous Action'

Why spin the unspinnable? Just leave it out there as it is, Sarah. “The president is speaking for himself” is all that needed to be said.

via Huckabee Sanders Spins Trump’s Heroism Fantasy Into ‘Leadership And Courageous Action’ | Crooks and Liars

Turnbull Hits Back At Criticism Of His Home’s NBN Connection: “14 Of The Bedrooms Don’t Have Internet Connectivity At All!” – The Shovel

Responding to reports that his harbour-side mansion had been specially connected to high-speed NBN, Malcolm Turnbull today pointed out that more than a dozen bedrooms, and at least one of the kitchens, are without internet connection altogether.

Asked what his message was to Australians who were still waiting for the NBN while he enjoyed a 100mbps plan, Mr Turnbull said, “I know how they feel”.

“There’s nothing more frustrating than ducking off to the butler’s quarters to get some work done, and then remembering that the new wi-fi doesn’t reach that far yet. So yep, I get it”.

Responding to a question from a small business owner who said he couldn’t download the files he needed run his office, Mr Turnbull said, “Have you tried the third study? I find the reception is often better there. Or, at a pinch, you could always go down to the entertainment room”.

via Turnbull Hits Back At Criticism Of His Home’s NBN Connection: “14 Of The Bedrooms Don’t Have Internet Connectivity At All!” – The Shovel

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CARTOONS: Malcolm has a Barney

via CARTOONS: Malcolm has a Barney

“I Don’t Want Sympathy” Joyce Says In Interview Designed Solely To Generate Sympathy – The Shovel

via “I Don’t Want Sympathy” Joyce Says In Interview Designed Solely To Generate Sympathy – The Shovel

“At This Terrible Time It Is My Job To Make You Feel Safe” President Tells NRA – The Shovel

via “At This Terrible Time It Is My Job To Make You Feel Safe” President Tells NRA – The Shovel

Tony Mansplains Why Malcolm Shouldn’t Malsplain In Public! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Yes, nobody thought to ask Tones, if criticisms should be kept private, why did he not follow his own advice and call Malcolm directly?

Tony, of couse, may have had a number of reasons.

1)Malcolm never listens to advice from anyone so it would be pointless.
2)Malcolm won’t take phone calls from Tony.
3)Tony knows that hypocrisy is so common that it’s rare that anyone is criticised for it, so this was another great chance to bag Malcolm, thereby reminding people that there was a much better PM recently.

via Tony Mansplains Why Malcolm Shouldn’t Malsplain In Public! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Donald and Barnaby compare notes

via Donald and Barnaby compare notes

What happens after Barnaby Joyce resigns? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via What happens after Barnaby Joyce resigns? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Senator Jim Molan really is someone for recovering racists to look up to! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Senator Jim Molan really is someone for recovering racists to look up to! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

11 Pictures That Compare Life Today With How It Used To Be

11 Pictures That Compare Life Today To How It Used To Be...You'll Laugh At The Difference (1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Down at the local Military Industrial Complex Bar and Bistro | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Down at the local Military Industrial Complex Bar and Bistro | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

CARTOONS: Turnbull nullius

 

via CARTOONS: Turnbull nullius

Australia Day: do you know what you’re celebrating? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

26 January 1838 was the very first public holiday ever marked in Australia

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via Australia Day: do you know what you’re celebrating? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Clinton’s 1st Year In Office Would Have Been Much Shorter, Trump Claims – The Shovel

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via Clinton’s 1st Year In Office Would Have Been Much Shorter, Trump Claims – The Shovel

Hawaii’s Orsen Welles Experience

Ben Jennings cartoon 15.01.2018

Klan Trump, Lioness DiFi, and Other Favorite Illustrations From 2017 – Mother Jones

via Klan Trump, Lioness DiFi, and Other Favorite Illustrations From 2017 – Mother Jones

An irreplaceable distiller of ideas: Ron Tandberg mourned by admirers

 

The open mouth: Jeff Kennett on the air with Neil Mitchell.

via An irreplaceable distiller of ideas: Ron Tandberg mourned by admirers

Kim Jong-un Claims He Is An Even Bigger Stable Genius – The Shovel

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via Kim Jong-un Claims He Is An Even Bigger Stable Genius – The Shovel

Australian politicians: ‘Did I really say that?’

via Australian politicians: ‘Did I really say that?’

Trump Reassures Us All That He Is A Genius, And Also Stable | Crooks and Liars

Trump Reassures Us All That He Is A Genius, And Also Stable

Trump Reassures Us All That He Is A Genius, And Also Stable | Crooks and Liars

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Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

Andrew Bolt’s victimhood and his Xmas explained

Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

CARTOONS: Twas the night before Christmas…

via CARTOONS: Twas the night before Christmas…

3,000 New Jobs Created: George Brandis’s Bookshelf To Be Dismantled And Rebuilt In London – The Shovel

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via 3,000 New Jobs Created: George Brandis’s Bookshelf To Be Dismantled And Rebuilt In London – The Shovel

Flinders Street Station To Be Replaced By Starbucks Flagship Store – The Shovel

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via Flinders Street Station To Be Replaced By Starbucks Flagship Store – The Shovel

Neo-Nazis are trying to spread hatred through comedy. This isn’t funny | Tauriq Moosa | Opinion | The Guardian

An anti-white supremacist rally in Charltottesville, Virginia. ‘If you believe that Nazi ideology should be opposed, you can’t just ignore the way this ideology is spread.’

it’s also important as it reveals how Nazis use satire, humour or “lolz” as partial immunity for their hate, allowing them tolerance from those who would (or should) otherwise repudiate it. As the guide states: “Packing our message inside of … humour can be viewed as a delivery method. Something like adding cherry flavour to children’s medicine.”

via Neo-Nazis are trying to spread hatred through comedy. This isn’t funny | Tauriq Moosa | Opinion | The Guardian

Look back at 2017 with our exciting First Dog on the Moon cartoon quiz. Potato! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

 

via Look back at 2017 with our exciting First Dog on the Moon cartoon quiz. Potato! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Murdoch Sells Movie Studio To Focus On Comedy Arm Of Business – The Shovel

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via Murdoch Sells Movie Studio To Focus On Comedy Arm Of Business – The Shovel

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