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AFL Boss Reveals Grand Final Half Time Entertainment – The Shovel

AFL Boss Reveals Grand Final Half Time Entertainment – The Shovel

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No Scott, we can’t just heal and move on – » The Australian Independent Media Network

“I’ve had Jones, Hadley, Bolt, Peta Credlin … insert name of right-wing commentator here … give me free character assessments basically for the past five years,” he said.

“And the last election campaign I think is the best example of what influence they actually have, if you are a shrewd marginal seat operator. It was an eight-week campaign where particularly Alan Jones would offer free character assessments that weren’t too complimentary on a daily basis. And when the state of NSW had a 5.1 per cent swing against (the Liberals) I had a 1.6 per cent to me.”

He said the broadcasters encouraged voters to contact him, with Mr Hadley publishing his official email address.

“I couldn’t thank him enough for that because what it does is it takes those fired-up people — a lot of times based on misinformation and that commentator’s personal opinion and a real personal dislike of me or Malcolm Turnbull — it makes that listener come to me,” Mr Laundy said. “I’ll ring them. I’ve done it thousands of times. And I read my own emails and reply, usually pretty quickly. And it shocks the living crap out of them,” he said.

I can personally confirm this. I emailed Mr Laundy asking him to back up claims he had made about convictions arising from the trade union royal commission. He responded with the details I had requested. And he was right – it shocked the living crap out of me to get a factual response, no obfuscation, from a Coalition MP.

There have been several Liberal party members suggesting that politics is no place for “snowflakes”, intimating that if you can’t cop intimidation then you aren’t up to the game.

Sadly, these people seem to think that being able to endure bullying is more important than being able to formulate, understand, and advocate for sensible policy direction. (Looking at you Craig Kelly for starters)

Political pundits will tell you that it has ever been thus.

Does that mean we should allow it to continue?

via No Scott, we can’t just heal and move on – » The Australian Independent Media Network

How Trump Distracts- Humour

 

https://crooksandliars.com/2018/08/open-thread-trump-tries-distract

 

Scott Morrison Gives Ministers Rupert Murdoch Pins To Remind Them Which Side They’re On – The Shovel

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via Scott Morrison Gives Ministers Rupert Murdoch Pins To Remind Them Which Side They’re On – The Shovel

Boatload Of ‘French Au Pairs’ Arrives Off Coast Of Australia – The Shovel

via Boatload Of ‘French Au Pairs’ Arrives Off Coast Of Australia – The Shovel

Trump Praises Malcolm Trumble, Congratulates Scott Morrible – The Shovel

Trump Praises Malcolm Trumble, Congratulates Scott Morrible – The Shovel

Morrison Says Government Is Getting On With The Job Of Being Caught Up In Its Own Self-Constructed Bullshit – The Shovel

Morrison Says Government Is Getting On With The Job Of Being Caught Up In Its Own Self-Constructed Bullshit – The Shovel

Josh Frydenberg Announces Leadership Challenge For Monday, Citing ‘Need For Change’ – The Shovel

 

via Josh Frydenberg Announces Leadership Challenge For Monday, Citing ‘Need For Change’ – The Shovel

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A Handy Guide To Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language – The Shovel

A Handy Guide To Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language – The Shovel

Wet Cardboard Box Announces It Will Run As Third, More Charismatic Consensus Candidate – The Shovel

Wet Cardboard Box Announces It Will Run As Third, More Charismatic Consensus Candidate – The Shovel

Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM” – The Shovel

via Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM” – The Shovel

Bob Katter, Fraser Anning roasted by John Oliver over ‘final solution’ speech

 

The horror show that is Australian politics remains the gift that keeps giving for comedian John Oliver – and this time he’s set his ire on embattled Queensland MP Bob Katter.

On Sunday’s episode of his US show Last Week Tonight, the late night host showed his viewers footage of Fraser Anning’s notorious maiden speech in parliament last week, in which the Katter Party senator called for a “final solution” to Muslim immigration.

“That is just not a phrase you want to throw around for pretty obvious reasons,” Oliver told his stunned audience.

“It’s the same reason that we don’t name babies Adolf anymore, or have tiny moustaches, or call yoga retreats ‘concentration camps’.”

via Bob Katter, Fraser Anning roasted by John Oliver over ‘final solution’ speech

Nation Just So Fucking Over This – The Shovel

Abbott’s fighting for the Belt of highest paid PM on the planet plus perks and no work

via Nation Just So Fucking Over This – The Shovel

Politicians Unable To Reduce Personal Emissions – The Shovel

via Politicians Unable To Reduce Personal Emissions – The Shovel

Dutton Installed With ‘Smile’ Software Upgrade, As Leadership Speculation Grows – The Shovel

via Dutton Installed With ‘Smile’ Software Upgrade, As Leadership Speculation Grows – The Shovel

Senator Ian the Climate Denialist Potato draws a line in the sand | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Senator Ian the Climate Denialist Potato draws a line in the sand | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Politicians Relieved: Anning’s ‘Final Solution’ Distracts Public From Canberra’s Lack of Actual Solutions – The Shovel

via Politicians Relieved: Anning’s ‘Final Solution’ Distracts Public From Canberra’s Lack of Actual Solutions – The Shovel

White House Denies Trump Used N-Word, Says President Doesn’t Know Any Words Starting With ‘N’ – The Shovel

White House Denies Trump Used N-Word, Says President Doesn’t Know Any Words Starting With ‘N’ – The Shovel

Resignation syndrome: a true story | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Resignation syndrome: a true story | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly Veiled Racism – The Shovel

Both sides of Government have labelled Fraser Anning’s maiden speech ‘appallingly racist’, saying it was incumbent on all politicians to at least give the impression they’re not inflaming race issues to garner votes.

via Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly Veiled Racism – The Shovel

Sickly, Fading Plastic Shopping Bag Told It Only Has 10,000 Years To Live – The Shovel

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Sickly, Fading Plastic Shopping Bag Told It Only Has 10,000 Years To Live – The Shovel

Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy – The Shovel

via Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy – The Shovel

Threat Of African Gangs Has Halved Since By-Elections, Analysis Shows – The Shovel

via Threat Of African Gangs Has Halved Since By-Elections, Analysis Shows – The Shovel

An Apology From Sky News Regarding Their Interview With Blair Cottrell – The Shovel

An Apology From Sky News Regarding Their Interview With Blair Cottrell – The Shovel

New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean – The Shovel

via New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean – The Shovel

Best of Fairfax cartoons August 3, 2018

Best of Fairfax cartoons August 3, 2018

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Clancy Dackbulge and Senator Potato toast the Fairfax takeover | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

 

Clancy Dackbulge and Senator Potato toast the Fairfax takeover | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

In A World Of Fake News, You Need Fake News You Can Trust – The Shovel

via In A World Of Fake News, You Need Fake News You Can Trust – The Shovel

Best of Fairfax cartoons July 28, 2018

Best of Fairfax cartoons July 28, 2018

Explosive New Tape Reveals One Time Trump Didn’t Pay For Sex – The Shovel

 

Explosive New Tape Reveals One Time Trump Didn’t Pay For Sex – The Shovel

BREAKING: The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation – The Shovel

BREAKING: The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation – The Shovel

Australian Values Test: New Migrants To Be Tested On How Much They Hate New Migrants – The Shovel

via Australian Values Test: New Migrants To Be Tested On How Much They Hate New Migrants – The Shovel

9 times Trump took on the world via Twitter — RT US News

9 times Trump took on the world via Twitter

After, once again, taking to Twitter to threaten war with another nation over the weekend, RT takes a look at US President Donald Trump’s most threatening tweets targeting world leaders, celebrities and even restaurants.

Trump’s twitter feed is literally one for the history books – a logbook of the time when one of the most powerful people on Earth got into shouting matches with his detractors for all the world to see.

via 9 times Trump took on the world via Twitter — RT US News

Melania Meant To Say ‘I Don’t’ – The Shovel

Melania Meant To Say ‘I Don’t’ – The Shovel

It’s the Australian values test for immigrants. Get it right or get in the van! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Senator Ian the Climate Denialist Potato is overseeing the implementation of the Australian Values Immigration Test

via It’s the Australian values test for immigrants. Get it right or get in the van! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Trump outdoes Orwell in role as Moscow’s Agent Orange | Richard Wolffe | Opinion | The Guardian

His master’s voice? Donald Trump listens to Vladimir Putin in Helsinki.

Listening to Trump’s responses about Russian acts of aggression, it was hard to know who was playing the role of the American president. His performance was so nakedly, brazenly pro-Russian, you had to wonder what ranks higher on the Trumpian scale of stupidity: the president’s own intellect or his dim view of ours.

George Orwell conjured up a totalitarian regime where Ignorance Is Strength, but he surely never conceived of this. How can we know that two and two make four, or that the DNC isn’t responsible for its own hacking, or that Vladimir Putin isn’t a bigger American friend than the entire European Union and Nato alliance?

via Trump outdoes Orwell in role as Moscow’s Agent Orange | Richard Wolffe | Opinion | The Guardian

Winner Of US Election Meets With Donald Trump In Helsinki – The Shovel

via Winner Of US Election Meets With Donald Trump In Helsinki – The Shovel

Stormy Daniels arrested in Ohio, lawyer says | US news | The Guardian

Adult film actor arrested for letting patrons touch her during strip club performance, Michael Avenatti says

via Stormy Daniels arrested in Ohio, lawyer says | US news | The Guardian

Channel 7 Overrun By African Gang Stories – The Shovel

via Channel 7 Overrun By African Gang Stories – The Shovel

Peter Dutton Criticises Thailand For Failing To Keep Their Children In Detention – The Shovel

via Peter Dutton Criticises Thailand For Failing To Keep Their Children In Detention – The Shovel

Humour – Cartoons- David Pope

Big banks’ fraud detection provider linked to man with criminal past

Our banks protect us with experts in fraud or should that be amateurs? (ODT)

The director of a business that provides fraud detection services to Australia’s major banks runs at least two other companies with a man who has been jailed for financial crimes.

Sydney IT entrepreneur Devendra Gupta is the founder of Paradigm.One, a telecommunications software company that boasts the Commonwealth Bank, Westpac and NAB, as well as major telcos Optus, Telstra and Vodafone, among its clients.

Paradigm.One’s fraud detection systems are designed to stop thieves from stealing banking customers’ details during scenarios where people transfer their mobile numbers to a different phone carrier or service.

Devendra Gupta is also the director of property investment firm Starin and the Australia India Film Fund, organisations with which he shares office with businessman Yateender Gupta, who was in 1999 sentenced to two years behind bars for white-collar fraud. The Australian India Film Fund financed cricketer Brett Lee’s Bollywood film debut, Unindian.

via Big banks’ fraud detection provider linked to man with criminal past

Public service announcement: slow down when driving at Hoppy Hour! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Public service announcement: slow down when driving at Hoppy Hour! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Shorten’s Leadership Under Threat; Everything Fine In Liberal Ranks – » The Australian Independent Media Network

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Tony followed up today by telling us how nobody was dissenting in the Liberal Party: “I got to say there aren’t that many opportunities for dissent in the party room these days. Party room procedure has changed under Prime Minister Turnbull.”

See, everyone in the Liberal Party is on the same page. No dissent in the party room.

I bet Bill Shorten wishes he had loyalty like that from his party!!
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via Shorten’s Leadership Under Threat; Everything Fine In Liberal Ranks – » The Australian Independent Media Network

David Leyonhjelm Resigns To Take Up New Role As Sky News Presenter – The Shovel

via David Leyonhjelm Resigns To Take Up New Role As Sky News Presenter – The Shovel

Tony Abbott Demands To Know Which Dickhead Signed Australia Up To The Paris Climate Agreement – The Shovel

Tony Abbott has used a speech to a group of climate sceptics to express his concerns about the Paris Climate Agreement, demanding to know which idiot Prime Minister signed Australia up to the scheme.

via Tony Abbott Demands To Know Which Dickhead Signed Australia Up To The Paris Climate Agreement – The Shovel

Best of Fairfax cartoons June 30, 2018

Fairfax Media’s talented team of artists, illustrators and cartoonists give us their humorous version of the news of the day.

Source: Best of Fairfax cartoons June 30, 2018

Clever Things That Tony Abbott Has Said! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

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via Clever Things That Tony Abbott Has Said! – » The Australian Independent Media Network