Month: August 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (CT&P) – The Defense Department plans to test the fifth-generation F-35 Joint Strike Fighter jet against the Cold War-era A-10 attack aircraft in close air support tests, according to multiple news reports.
During a conference last week in Arlington, Virginia, General Jack Ripper, USAF (Ret) an air warfare specialist and conspiracy theorist for the Pentagon’s office of the director of operational test and evaluation said the so-called comparative tests will take place in late 2017 or 2018, according to Politico and Defense Daily.
The A-10, considered the best ground attack and close air support aircraft ever built, is essentially a flying tank capable of taking out an entire armored column in one pass. It has proved invaluable for vaporizing and dismembering a wide variety of enemies, including 7th century camel jockeys intent on returning the world to the Dark Ages before people knew enough to wash their hands after taking a shit.
The Pentagon plans to test the F-35 against the A-10 have been called “ludicrous” by people who actually have the sense God gave a goat.
“The F-35 is a plane that cannot yet fire its cannon, must avoid thunderstorms because electrical disturbances cause the plane to fly upside down, spontaneously combusts when being refueled, and cannot even carry a fucking full bomb load, said Dr. Strangelove, a defense planning expert for the Bland Corporation.
“The F-35 has trouble taking off and landing. How the fuck is it going to destroy anything other than the federal budget?”
“It would be like testing a miniature poodle against a Rottweiler for home defense,” said General Buck Turgidson, commander of the 843 Bomb Wing based at Burpelson Air Force Base in Omaha.
“The F-35 is a pretty plane and all, and no one can deny that it’s fast, especially when it veers out of control and crashes into a stadium filled with soccer fans, but if it comes down to nuclear combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies, give the Warthog any day!”
Although the parameters for the upcoming tests have not yet been determined, General Ripper told Politico that current plans are for the F-35 to be loaded with high explosives and after a brief ceremony with a small glass of Jack Daniels, the pilot will be fitted with an Auburn bandanna and told to crash the fucking plane into the ground near the target.
“It’s the only way we can score close to the A-10 in these tests,” said General Ripper, as he took a big swig of grain alcohol and rainwater.
Bombing Syria would be a political act
Michael Cornish
Should Australia bomb Syria? The legal, practical and moral arguments are manifestly weak.
The Abbott Government moved a step closer to delivering on its promise of saying jobs a million times by 2018, with new figures showing speeches with the word jobs have been created at a rate of more than a hundred a day since June.
“There’s been a very strong increase in the use of the word ‘jobs’ over the last quarter,” an analyst said today. “Of course jobs and growth go hand in hand – when there’s an increase in jobs, growth usually follows. Which is exactly what we’ve seen in recent months. Almost every instance of the word ‘job’ this quarter has been matched with the word ‘growth’”.
Prime Minister Tony Abbott said the latest figures showed the Government’s focus on jobs and growth was working. “This Government is serious about jobs and growth. We’re serious about jobs and growth, because it’s jobs and growth that Australians want”.
Fox News Blames Obama For The Stock Market Crash
Bolt blamed Shorten for The Stock Market Crash
Yes, Fox News Blames Obama For France Train Attack
Bolt searched and highlighted Muslim crime
Anna Kooiman Doesn’t See Problem With Christian Soldier Memorial On Public Property
Bolt complains SRI and in particular Christianity is not compulsory in schools
Fox Hosts Love How Donald Trump Dissed The Pope By Wanting To Scare Him
Bolt dissed the Pope on Asylum Seekers in Europe
How easy is Andrew Bolt’s job?
Bombs over Raqqa
Australian military involvement in the middle east is all about politics at home
You’ll miss it when it’s gone: why public broadcasting is worth saving
Public broadcasting is a lot more than a safety net for commercial market failure
Who do they love, and who are they really supporting? Families, workers and local prosperity, or those who back their party and election campaigns. Do the math, 1+1 = which side their bread is buttered on is a simple equation to satisfy.
Abbott’s Heroine and his appointed Commissioner
” Abbott’s 2002 speech praising Lawler, who Jackson transferred her multi-million dollar property to, before declaring bankruptcy:
“Intellect combined with common sense, compassion tempered by realism, ideals shaped but not dimmed by experience, some grasp of the nobility and waywardness that contend in every man: these, in my view, are some of the qualities which Vice President Lawler will bring to the demanding and often lonely life that lies before him.”
July 2015, Smh:
Employment minister Eric Abetz is under increasing pressure to act in response to complaints about Fair Work Commission vice-president Michael Lawler’s nine-month absence on paid sick leave.
Mr Lawler has publicly supported and legally represented his partner, embattled former Health Services Union leader Kathy Jackson, during her Federal Court appearances over allegations she rorted $1.4 million from the union.”
Wendy Squires: Dear Tony Abbott, here comes your worst nightmare.
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“Without free speech, free debate is impossible and, without free debate, the democratic process cannot work properly nor can misgovernment and corruption be fully exposed.”….Tony Abbott
However now he’s shut down the Cabinet and demanded the opposite.
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