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Welcome back to the world Melbourne (almost sort of hang in there!) | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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I just want to sit in a cafe drinking an entire coffee in the actual cafe I bought the coffee in

Welcome back to the world Melbourne (almost sort of hang in there!) | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Old Dog Thoughts- Gov NBN isn’t even Spin it’s a legless drunk

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Our relatives are carted into the maw of underpaid overworked profit-at-all costs aged care | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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It just keeps going and going: the weird, mean things the Morrison government has got into | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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Are Australian banks and businesses free to do whatever they want? It certainly feels like it | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

 

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The NDIS has ‘saved’ the budget: how good is trampling the poor and powerless? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Screenshot_2019-09-25 The NDIS has 'saved' the budget how good is trampling the poor and powerless First Dog on the Moon.pngvia The NDIS has ‘saved’ the budget: how good is trampling the poor and powerless? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

The asylum seekers held in a PNG prison have a choice: return to death or literally rot in jail | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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Pell is in jail where he belongs, and culture warriors let fly their rage at the fall of their creature | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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The government’s plan to have no policies is working better than anyone could have imagined | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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Adani: It all looks dodgy as hell and none of it has been explained properly | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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The spoils and blame have been apportioned. The Morrison government is back! Let’s prepare | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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via The spoils and blame have been apportioned. The Morrison government is back! Let’s prepare | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Clive Palmer has 40,000 zillion banillion Cliverinos in the bank and he doesn’t care what you think! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Clive Palmer has 40,000 zillion banillion Cliverinos in the bank and he doesn’t care what you think! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Here’s what happens to Bill Shorten if he loses the unlosable election | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Here’s what happens to Bill Shorten if he loses the unlosable election | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

There is a crisis of Aboriginal children which would be on the front pages if they were white | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via There is a crisis of Aboriginal children which would be on the front pages if they were white | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Climate change, a buffoon prime minister and a royal wedding. What a year it was! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Climate change, a buffoon prime minister and a royal wedding. What a year it was! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

It’s the Australian values test for immigrants. Get it right or get in the van! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Senator Ian the Climate Denialist Potato is overseeing the implementation of the Australian Values Immigration Test

via It’s the Australian values test for immigrants. Get it right or get in the van! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin is back. The Great Barrier Reef isn’t | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

 

 

Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin is back. The Great Barrier Reef isn’t | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Fiona the Unemployed Bettong vs Barnaby Joyce | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

 

via Fiona the Unemployed Bettong vs Barnaby Joyce | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

A mean cartoon of Peter Dutton, who I am dead to | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

 

 

Peter Dutton says the Guardian and the ABC are dead to him. Is there a bigger sook in Australia today?

via A mean cartoon of Peter Dutton, who I am dead to | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Senator Jim Molan really is someone for recovering racists to look up to! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

via Senator Jim Molan really is someone for recovering racists to look up to! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Australia Day: do you know what you’re celebrating? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

26 January 1838 was the very first public holiday ever marked in Australia

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via Australia Day: do you know what you’re celebrating? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

We can’t stop the homosexualification of the nation. But we can lash out wildly in fear! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Just before the Coalition party meeting on same sex marriage, the marriagedefendeteers had a pre-meeting meeting to plan their strategy

Source: We can’t stop the homosexualification of the nation. But we can lash out wildly in fear! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

How racist is Australia really? Let’s ask the Xenophobitron 5000! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

The First Dog on the Moon Institute has developed a machine to scientifically quantify Australia’s public displays of racism

Source: How racist is Australia really? Let’s ask the Xenophobitron 5000! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Fiona the Unemployed Bettong visits Centrelink to discuss her debt notice | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

This is the ongoing war on the poor! It’s well past time that people understood what is happening here and that it isn’t going to be fixed by politicians

Source: Fiona the Unemployed Bettong visits Centrelink to discuss her debt notice | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Thoughtful Christmas messages from prominent Australians, brought to you by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Please enjoy these season’s greetings from Peter Dutton, Fiona the Unemployed Bettong, Ian the Climate Denialist Potato, Stiff Buttlint, Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin and rescue dogs, Roy and Beyonce

Source: Thoughtful Christmas messages from prominent Australians, brought to you by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Even raisin toast is racist in Australia! First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Modern Australia’s story began with the murder of Aboriginal people. That’s quite a racist thing to do and the Europeans did it as racistly as possible

Source: Even raisin toast is racist in Australia! First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Is Tony Abbott really coming back? To save Australia? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Tony was bravely representing the voters of Warringah by speaking at a Tory party conference in the motherland when he let slip he wanted another crack at being PM. Here are just a few of the things we need him to save us from

Source: Is Tony Abbott really coming back? To save Australia? | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Whitesplaining whitesplained by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Tonight, at the Bitter Frightened Angry Old White Man Show, Aboriginal Australians and whose fault it is, with News Corp columnists and a senator

Source: Whitesplaining whitesplained by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

First Dog on the Moon reads George Brandis’s diaries | Opinion | The Guardian

Dear Diary, people seem to think I am some sort of monster. As I said to the prime minister, if you prick me do I not bleed? He said he thought it might be pastry cream

Source: First Dog on the Moon reads George Brandis’s diaries | Opinion | The Guardian

A piece of string, a banana, and a cassowary walk into Scott Morrison’s bar | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

In Scott’s bar and grill, we serve everyone except pieces of string and poor people, or as we call them now, the “taxed-not”

Source: A piece of string, a banana, and a cassowary walk into Scott Morrison’s bar | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Whitesplaining whitesplained by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Tonight, at the Bitter Frightened Angry Old White Man Show, Aboriginal Australians and whose fault it is, with News Corp columnists and a senator

Source: Whitesplaining whitesplained by First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

After the Nauru leaks, Australia needs its own incident report | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

From the Nauru files: Nauru Regional Processing Centre Incident or Information Report. Names redacted

Source: After the Nauru leaks, Australia needs its own incident report | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

At home with the racist carrot during Reconciliation Week | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

It’s cleaning day! I shall make a cup of white tea and see what the race traitors at Radio National are up to while I do the chores

Source: At home with the racist carrot during Reconciliation Week | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin loses her mind over the Great Barrier Reef | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Every reference to the Great Barrier Reef was removed from a UN report on the impact of climate change on tourism and World Heritage sites after ‘intervention’ from the Australian government. What is going on?

Source: Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin loses her mind over the Great Barrier Reef | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

We have an old saying in the dog-whistle business … | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Today we take a behind-the-scenes look at the infamous yet mysterious electoral campaign management consultancy known only as Prehistoric Death Birds Inc

Source: We have an old saying in the dog-whistle business … | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin’s plan for Peter Dutton: Operation Do-gooder! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Brenda explained the plan. They crowdfund a flotilla of actual boats to sail to Nauru and then to Manus Island to pick up all the illiterate asylum seekers

Source: Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin’s plan for Peter Dutton: Operation Do-gooder! | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

An open letter to the asylum seekers on Manus and Nauru from First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

My dear friends, I am writing this because I want to say … We are sorry that when you needed us, instead of helping we threw you into hell

Source: An open letter to the asylum seekers on Manus and Nauru from First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

Tonight on 60 Minutes we present a story so shocking you will be really really shocked We have discovered that rather than doing research to track down a story, the best way to get a story is to pay someone to commit a crime and then report on that!

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Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin: ‘The Great Barrier Reef is dying! What is wrong with you people?’ Why aren’t Australians more freaked out about what is happening to the Great Barrier Reef? Why aren’t they treating this as a national disastermergecy? Call in the army! No wait, the navy!

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Truckies and you – what every Australian should know! Truck scientists have inconveniently proven that there is a direct link between what drivers get paid and safety

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Welcome to Chaste Schools! Decent churchy folk are back in charge of our children’s minds Congratulations Australia! The safety of our tiny children is no longer in the well-moisturised hands of all those culturally marxist translesbigaybian atheists

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Surely we have to take some responsibility for electing this giant man baby? Follow our handy psychografic flowquizchart-o-gram to find out if you are personally to blame for the downfall of the Tony government

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Why should Tony Abbott have all the fun? Subterfuge is a game the whole family can play Tony Abbott said, ‘There will be no wrecking, no undermining, and no sniping.’ Until now! Play our fun new game where the whole family can undermine the prime minister

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home australia world opinion selected sport football tech culture lifestyle fashion economy travel media environment browse all sections Australian politics Opinion Senate voting reforms sort of explained – by First Dog on the Moon Sadly, the voting reforms will mean no more Ricky Muirs, which is a pity because he seems like a nice sensible fellow, but is that a basis for a system of government?

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Same sex marriage! Sharia law! Easter Bunny arrested! Coming to an Australia near you The Australian Christian Lobby is bravely requesting that during the marriage equality plebiscite, anti-vilification laws are suspended to enable a mature and robust debate. It’s so no one gets in trouble if they reasonably say lesbians are poisonous

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Greg Hunt. Best. Minister. Ever Good evening and welcome to the Madeuppys, the World Government Summit Awards. We cross now to the minister’s acceptance speech …

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First Dog on the Moon’s list of ways in which Malcolm Turnbull has disappointed us ‘Elected’ on a platform of not being Tony Abbott, the Turnbull era has been characterised by … well, not a lot, really. After the initial relief, it’s all been a bit of a let-down

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The Daily Rupert gets the scoop on Tony Abbott’s Still Feeling Threatened World Tour Tony Abbott is in the USA speaking to various hate groups on how to meet the terrifying threat of Isis/homosexuals. News Corp columnist Clancy Dackbulge has the story

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First Dog on the Moon’s guide to solving Clive Palmer and fixing democracy From humble beginnings as a mining magnate and life member of the Queensland Liberal National party twice, Clive Palmer has done and said a lot of things, most of which are contradictory and don’t make sense

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