Category: Humour

Coronavirus: Trump reveals Homeland study claiming COVID-19 struggles to survive in sunlight, heat

US President Donald Trump encouraged Americans to go outside into the sun.

There’s China the doers and the along came the dumber than (ODT)

“Then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?” Trump asked Bryan from Homeland Security.

He then asked Deborah Birx, the physician co-ordinating the White House’s coronavirus taskforce: “I would like you to speak to the medical doctors to see if there’s any way you can apply light and heat to cure. You know? If you could. And maybe you can, maybe you can’t.”

Birx said she had not seen any evidence that heat or UV rays could be used as a treatment for the virus.

Health experts immediately warned that sunlight was not a “miracle cure” for COVID-19 and that people should not try to treat it by tanning – especially given the risks of developing skin cancer.

On Friday, China announced it donated a further $US30 million ($47 million) to the World Health Organisation following Donald Trump’s decision to halt funding, amid concerns the UN agency is too “China-centric”.

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang said the extra funds would help the WHO contain the virus and support developing countries in improving their public health systems.

“At this critical moment, support for WHO helps to strengthen multilateralism and the UN,” Shuang said.

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Humour that’s not Trump

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Old Dog Thoughts – Real Song

Memes R Us – » The Australian Independent Media Network

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Scott Morrison More Popular Than Jesus And Closing In On The Beatles! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Yes, it’s just a few weeks ago that Josh and Scott were telling us that Labor handn’t delivered a surplus since last century, but if you want to go back through history, it’s worth remembering that the only Liberal Treasurer to deliver a surplus in the last forty years is Peter Costello, who did it during the mining boom. Let’s not even point out his selling off of assets like our gold reserves for bargain prices.

I’ll just leave you with one final thought as we approach Anzac Day: Conservatives seem to have an obsession with everyone remembering what happened over a century ago , while demanding we all forget what happened last week!

Scott Morrison More Popular Than Jesus And Closing In On The Beatles! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

MPs Told They’ll Need To Accept $1500 JobKeeper Payment If They’re Not Working Until August – The Shovel

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via MPs Told They’ll Need To Accept $1500 JobKeeper Payment If They’re Not Working Until August – The Shovel

Street Artists Take On Coronavirus Pandemic With Powerful, Poignant And Witty Pieces | HuffPost Australia

Street Artists Take On Coronavirus Pandemic With Powerful, Poignant And Witty

via Street Artists Take On Coronavirus Pandemic With Powerful, Poignant And Witty Pieces | HuffPost Australia

A Serf in the time of plague … – » The Australian Independent Media Network

From the Barons: “Keep ’em housed. Keep ’em fed. Promise ’em anything to keep ’em quiet. Once the Plague has passed we’ll march right back in again and walk all over ’em. The power, and the entitlement, remains ours!”

via A Serf in the time of plague … – » The Australian Independent Media Network

The Black Death Was Widely Exaggerated, Andrew Bolt Says   – The Shovel

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Scott Morrison Quiet – Is He Isolated With Covid-19 Or In Hawaii? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

So, maybe Scottie could go on television, and explain away my concerns. Or maybe he really has been struck down and is being kept in quarantine.

Nah, surely we’d be told.

via Scott Morrison Quiet – Is He Isolated With Covid-19 Or In Hawaii? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Peter Dutton Ordered To Self-Isolate On Manus Island For Next 5-8 Years – The Shovel

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Morrison To Stimulate Economy With An Extra $200 Million For Whatever Racket Angus Taylor’s Into Right Now – The Shovel

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It just keeps going and going: the weird, mean things the Morrison government has got into | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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Name that Tory: A Quiz – » The Australian Independent Media Network

via Name that Tory: A Quiz – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Truth in Humour

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It Can’t Get Any Worse. Can it? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

via It Can’t Get Any Worse. Can it? – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Coalition Unwilling To Address Coronavirus Until It Knows Exactly How Much It Will Cost – The Shovel

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Coalition Unwilling To Address Coronavirus Until It Knows Exactly How Much It Will Cost – The Shovel

Government Activates Coronavirus Emergency Plan: Morrison To Head To Hawaii Immediately – The Shovel

Government Activates Coronavirus Emergency Plan: Morrison To Head To Hawaii Immediately – The Shovel

The miracle of Brother Scott and the Mammonites – » The Australian Independent Media Network

via The miracle of Brother Scott and the Mammonites – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Another John Clarke Inspired Sketch: Mr Saye De Pledge – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Humour as only John Clarke could (ODT)

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‘The Anti Experts Guide To Everything*’: Live Show! – The Shovel

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Jim ‘No Evidence’ Molan

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It turns out Scott Morrison and his friends can do whatever they like. What a shock | First Dog on the Moon | Opinion | The Guardian

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Trump Calls For US To Leave EU Too – The Shovel

 

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Scott Morrison Dazzles At The National Press Club… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Speaking of urgency, how long do you think it’ll take for that report on whether Bridget McKenzie breached ministerial standards to reach the PM’s desk? It’s been a week and nothing yet. I mean, it’s not like they need to wait for DNA samples to come back from the lab.

But I guess it’s hard to convince someone to take one for the team when everyone else is playing for themselves.

via Scott Morrison Dazzles At The National Press Club… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Is It Just Me? Amanda Vanstone gets AO in Australia Day Honours! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Given people’s unhappiness, I thought I’d give you my own list.

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Sex Is Only For Heterosexual Couples, Says Man Wearing GORGEOUS Gold Hat – The Shovel

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No Sexist and Racist Generalizing. This Means You. And Me. | The Smirking Chimp

via No Sexist and Racist Generalizing. This Means You. And Me. | The Smirking Chimp

CARTOONS: Mark David’s new clubhouse

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Greens’ Opposition To Controlled Storms To Blame For Canberra Hailstorm, Government Claims – The Shovel

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Greens’ Opposition To Controlled Storms To Blame For Canberra Hailstorm, Government Claims – The Shovel

News Corp Denies Link Between James Murdoch And Murdoch Family – The Shovel

 

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SmoKo’s Brisbane Line – » The Australian Independent Media Network

via SmoKo’s Brisbane Line – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Morrison Says Australia Will Not Join Iran Conflict, Given Australia Only Accounts For 1% Of World’s Military Spend – The Shovel

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Parliament Approves Urgent Leave For Politicians Who’ve Had Their Holidays Cut Short – The Shovel

 

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Skiddy leaves his mark – » The Australian Independent Media Network

It was Tony Abbott’s ludicrous, bow-legged saunter that encapsulated the man; some wag once remarked that he looked like a cowboy leaving a rodeo portaloo. His gait was an asinine affectation, the purpose of which no doubt was to reinforce his self image of a macho man, a tough guy in red dick-stickers, but instead the ape-like amble simply highlighted the novelty of his adoption of bipedalism.

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Scottie And The Art Of Shaking Hands! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

EMPTHY TRAINING 101 BY SCOTT MORRISON

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ScoMo Declares Empathy Training A Success After Totally Nailing Meet-And-Greet – The Shovel

ScoMo Declares Empathy Training A Success After Totally Nailing Meet-And-Greet – The Shovel

Dutton Calls For Turnback Of Boat Spotted Off Coast Of Mallacoota – The Shovel

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The three wise men

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Trump Voters Celebrate, As News Breaks Of Hillary Clinton’s Impeachment  – The Shovel

 

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Sydney Man Missing – The Shovel

 

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538 Polls Show Donald Trump Winning In A Landside in 2020 | Trump supporters fail at spelling.

538 Polls Show Donald Trump Winning In A Landside in 2020

President Trump practices his A-B-Cs

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As An Old White Male, Nobody Listens To Me But You Can Read My Column… – » The Australian Independent Media Network

There’s a rumour going around that Scott Morrison is in Hawaii staying in a Trump hotel with his wife and family, which includes the Hillsong guy who may or may not have been uninvited to the Whitehouse. This has caused some criticism from people who think he should be providing some sort of leadership because there are one or two fires burning round the country.

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Shouty goes quiet – » The Australian Independent Media Network

via Shouty goes quiet – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Morrison Says He Is Best Placed To Do Nothing About Bushfires From Hawaii  – The Shovel

 

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Religious Discrimination Bill To Finally Give Christians Some Sort Of Say In This Country – The Shovel

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2019 Loogy Awards for Excellence in Feculence – » The Australian Independent Media Network

 

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Silly Lefties Trying To Blame Smoke Around Sydney On The Bushfires! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

via Silly Lefties Trying To Blame Smoke Around Sydney On The Bushfires! – » The Australian Independent Media Network

Pack-A-Day Smoker Moves To Sydney, Saves $210 A Week . – The Shovel

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Morrison Finally Responds To Sydney Smoke Crisis By Announcing Religious Discrimination Bill – The Shovel

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