Morrisonese:

“No” = No or Yes

“Yes” = Yes or No

“Not to my knowledge” = Yes, it happened

“I am unaware” = Yes, it happened

“That’s not my job” = It is my job

“Jenny has a way of …” = I have no idea what is happening

“People tell me every day” = No one talks to me

Scroto’s Train Wreck “explanation” for his secret coup of five ministries here:

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