Tag: Same sex Marriage

Germany

Germany legalises same-sex marriage after Angela Merkel allows free vote – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Supporters take to the streets of Germany to celebrate Parliament’s decision to legalise same-sex marriage, a move that brings the country’s stance into line with France, Britain and Spain.

Source: Germany legalises same-sex marriage after Angela Merkel allows free vote – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

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Same sex marriage! Sharia law! Easter Bunny arrested! Coming to an Australia near you The Australian Christian Lobby is bravely requesting that during the marriage equality plebiscite, anti-vilification laws are suspended to enable a mature and robust debate. It’s so no one gets in trouble if they reasonably say lesbians are poisonous

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The reasoned, considered arguments against same-sex marriage :Gay people have been living right under our very heterosexual noses for years. Now they’re on the verge of getting married! Unbelievable!

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God Condemns Judge Roy Moore To Burn In Hell: How many LNP politicians can we find that this also applies to? Think 98 to 48 against in the lower houseand 41 to 26 in the Senate.

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PEARLY GATES, HEAVEN (CT&P) – God paused outside the Pearly Gates this morning long enough to tell reporters that he had decided to let Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore’s soul “burn in hell for all of eternity.”

“I usually reserve judgement on a soul until the human in question assumes room temperature,” said God, “but in Judge Moore’s case I wanted to set an example for all those other cretins down there on earth who think they know what the hell I’m thinking.”

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Because of his recent decisions and orders to probate judges around the state concerning gay marriage, Judge Moore has once again made Alabama the laughingstock of the United States.

In an apparent effort to compound the damage to Alabama’s reputation, Moore appeared on CNN and told “New Day’ host Chris Cuomo that he doesn’t believe the U.S. Supreme Court has the right to “invent a definition of marriage,” that would lead to same-sex marriage being the law of the land because the rights Americans enjoy come from God.

“You are putting God before the laws of man. That’s not what we do in this country. That’s not how it works,” Cuomo countered.

When pressed by Cuomo over why he ordered probate judges in the state not to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, Moore responded, “I had to do this…. “This is not about racial discrimination, it’s about sexual preference overcoming an institution which has existed in our state, in our United States for centuries and I think it’s wrong.”

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Cuomo responded by asking Moore if he had ever had a brain scan to determine if he had a tumor in his prefrontal cortex.

“Listen Chris, no one knows better than me what God wants and I’ll be damned if federal law is going to take precedence over my wisdom,” said Moore.

“This is just the kind of pompous asshole who deserves to be entertained by Lucifer until the stars burn out,” said God after a reporter told him about the interview.

“Article VI, paragraph 2 of the U.S. Constitution, commonly known as the Supremacy Clause, clearly establishes that the federal constitution, and federal law generally, takes precedence over state laws and constitutions,” said the Supreme Being.

“You idiots fought a bloody civil war over this very thing only 150 years ago. You would think that a state supreme court judge would know all this, but Moore is either a psychotic religious freak or a complete dumb ass.”

“Either way, the son of bitch is gonna burn,” chuckled God.