No need to accelerate to renewables Trump will save us (ODT)
And our government is negotiating to purchase the right to some of the US stockpile, which will remain in the salt domes until we call for it to be sent our way on ships, assuming they can get here in time.
In short, if things get a bit more tricky, our choice will be panic buying at the pumps, or going cap in hand to Trump, who cares about nothing but a sweet deal … for him.
You can bet he’ll want a lot more than a pound of flesh – or the Australian military on Iran’s borders – in return.
Anyone got any old skates? It was simpler then.