Category: First Dog

First Dog

The leaks! The lies! The whole nation is doing its nut! : I’m angry! Seriously, what’s wrong with us? I’m absolutely ropable! I’m Alan Jones-level furious! Is anyone even running this country?

First Dog

It’s compulsory patriotism o’clock : Australians will now be expected to stop what they’re doing at midday on Australia Day to sing our not actually very good national anthem

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First Dog, Joe Hockey, MYEFO

Behold! Joe Hockey’s Myefo has arrived! Blow the trumpets! Let the heavens open! The treasurer’s definitely-not-a-disappointing midyear economic forecast has arrived!

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First Dog, Under Investigation

Any complaints investigate. Then you can stay silent for at least a year. It will have passed if your lucky

First Dog on the Moon 03.11.14