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Labour

More than a million workers ‘short-changed’ on sick leave

More than a million workers ‘short-changed’ on sick leave

Humour

Users Of Ashley Madison Get Fucked By Total Stranger

By on August 19, 2015

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Members of affair site Ashley Madison have been bent over and thoroughly rogered by someone they have never met before and will likely never cross paths with again. 

One user said he was surprised by how quickly he got screwed. “I wanted to get f*cked by someone other than my wife. That certainly happened today. It all happened very quickly if I’m honest. I’ve still got my pants around my ankles,” he said.

A spokesperson for Ashley Madison said life is short. “And perhaps a little shorter for some of our members after their spouses see their name associated with our website today.

“As we always say, there’s a certain thrill in being screwed by someone you don’t know. This is one our members will remember for a while”.

ADF

ADF personnel among ‘best paid in the world’, Vice Chief says as tribunal defers pay deal decision

Vice Admiral Ray Griggs

The tribunal has adjourned to consider the Government’s proposal for servicemen and women to receive a pay increase of 1.5 per cent a year for three years, which is less than the current inflation rate.

Les Bieniewicz from the Defence Force Welfare Association (DFWA) said his association made it clear to the tribunal the deal was below inflation and some personnel would be suffering a wages cut.

Prime Minister Tony Abbott said it was a reality of Labor’s debt.

“When you’re in a situation of $50 billion deficit you cannot be as generous as you are when you’re in a situation of $20 billion surplus,” Mr Abbott said.

“At the moment, we are simply borrowing money to pay people. That is why it is important that we have very significant pay restraint.”