Describing the instability in Australia and Britain as ‘cute’ and ‘a good effort’, Americans say they are looking forward to their turn, when they’ll have the chance to tear their country apart properly.

“It’s been really great to see the little things you guys have been doing to inject a bit of unpredictability into your system. You guys are crazy! Now stand back and watch while we totally destroy the fabric of our nation,” one excited American said.

To Australia, one American said, “The little arguments your political parties have amongst themselves are adorable. But I’d like to see you guys step it up a little a find someone who can properly split a party in half”.

He said that Britain could learn from the US experience too. “You guys left the EU. Great start. We’re about to leave reality”.