Tag: No Joke

The Israel supporter and the sandwich – Pearls and Irritations

Human hands gesture holding sandwich on isolated background. Image :iStock/JuYochi

An Israel supporter walks up to a guy at a restaurant, grabs his sandwich, starts eating it.

Israel supporter: [Walks up to a guy at a restaurant, grabs his sandwich, starts eating it.]

Guy: Hey!

Israel supporter: What?

Guy: That’s my sandwich!

Israel supporter [still eating]: Sandwich? What sandwich?

Guy: Right there! You’re eating it right now!

Israel supporter: No I’m not.

Source: The Israel supporter and the sandwich – Pearls and Irritations

Trump Uses Old Video To Pretend ‘New Construction’ On Wall | Crooks and Liars

Brian Williams didn’t hide the snark on Wednesday’s 11th Hour show. Trump used a video showing Army Corps of Engineers repairing an extension of an existing border fence in New Mexico, touting it as “new” wall construction.

He really does think his base are idiots.

PS Trump’s fake national “emergency” actually takes money from the Army Corps of Engineers.

via Trump Uses Old Video To Pretend ‘New Construction’ On Wall | Crooks and Liars

CNN Host Has A Message To The Media: Stop ‘Normalizing’ Breitbart And Steve Bannon​’ | Crooks and Liars

CNN’s Chris Cuomo warned the media not to try and normalize Breitbart and Steve Bannon as typical conservatives. They are dark arts guys.

Source: CNN Host Has A Message To The Media: Stop ‘Normalizing’ Breitbart And Steve Bannon’ | Crooks and Liars