BREAKING: Donald Trump has a hysterical meltdown after it’s revealed that Special Counsel Jack Smith will likely call numerous Mar-a-Lago witnesses to testify in the classified documents case. This is how you know that Trump is getting very worried…
Taking to Truth Social, Trump complained that “Fake News CNN” did a story “leaked by Deranged Prosecutor Jack Smith and his massive team of Radical Left Lunatics” that “various people saw papers and boxes at Mar-a-Lago.” The story in question was reliable and well-sourced and stated that Smith might call a plumber, a maid, a chauffeur, and a woodworker from the Florida estate to testify. “Of course they did!” Trump went on. “They may have been [sic] the boxes etc. that were openly and plainly brought from the White House, as is my right under the Presidential Records Act. I even supplied, upon request, Security Tapes to these Election Interfering Thugs.”
At this point, it should be clear to every American that Trump did not have a right to smuggle classified documents out of the White House as it is a federal crime. As for supplying “Security Tapes” we now know that Trump and his minions (allegedly) engaged in flagrant obstruction of justice and tried to hide and move things around from investigators.
Not done just yet, Trump went on to complain that the CNN story is not really “Breaking News” but is in fact “Breaking Fake News.” Gee, how clever of him. True to form, Trump then pivoted to attacking and smearing “CROOKED Joe Biden” for having documents at his house. The huge difference, of course, is that Biden had them accidentally and immediately handed them over instead of attempting to obstruct justice.
“Deranged Jack Smith has spent over $100,000,000 investigating me on this phony Russia, Russia, Russia, type Scam,” Trump added. “How much $’s have they spent investigating Crooked Joe on his much bigger boxes deal?”
It should go without saying, but Trump doesn’t give a damn about the government spending money. He skyrocketed the debt and deficit during his tenure. No, Trump just hates that money is being used to finally bring him to justice after a lifetime of crime. As far as we’re concerned, this is money well spent.