An Israel supporter walks up to a guy at a restaurant, grabs his sandwich, starts eating it.

Israel supporter: [Walks up to a guy at a restaurant, grabs his sandwich, starts eating it.]

Guy: Hey!

Israel supporter: What?

Guy: That’s my sandwich!

Israel supporter [still eating]: Sandwich? What sandwich?

Guy: Right there! You’re eating it right now!

Israel supporter: No I’m not.

Source: The Israel supporter and the sandwich – Pearls and Irritations